Stacy Keibler Got Married to Not George Clooney

Proving that there is life after George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, having sniffed the A-list for but a brief moment, has been quietly dating Jared Probe, a tech entrepreneur, since the fall of last year.


Adam Brody and Leighton Meester Secret Married

Less than three months after announcing their engagement, Adam Brody and Leighton Meester have married in a “super-secret wedding.” It’s like when you bring home a 5 and you tell her to wear your hoodie because it’s cold outside but it’s really because you don’t want your friends to see.


Patrick Stewart Married His Hot Jazz Singer Girlfriend

Patrick Stewart, 73, who recently taught a master class in doing the quadruple take while high, has married his girlfriend of 4 years, 35-year-old Sunny Ozell. They celebrated by smoking some weed and diving into a ball pit.


Kate Winslet Married Ned RockNRoll

According to Kate Winslet’s spokesman, Kate married Ned RocknRoll in New York earlier this month in a private ceremony in the Catskill mountains in a heated barn attended by her two kids and very few friends and family.


Anne Hathaway Got Married

Over the weekend, Anne Hathaway married her non-shady boyfriend Adam Shulman at a private residence in Big Sur, California.