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Megan Fox Is Married

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green married at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii last week. That was the same week Brian allegedly proposed and lost the ring in the ... Read More »

Harrison Ford Married Calista Flockhart

Harrison Ford married for the third time on Tuesday. He and Calista Flockhart, his girlfriend of 8 years, were wed in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson in his mansion ... Read More »

Alanis Morissette Marries

This was completely unexpected but Alanis Morissette, who previously dated Ryan Reynolds before they split up and Reynolds hooked up with Scarlett Johansson, married a rapper named Souleye. They had ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Wants to Marry Liam When She Turns 18

Because 17-year-olds definitely aren’t prone to rushing into things, a source says Miley Cyrus wants to marry her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth as soon as she turns 18. They say, “She’s ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Will Marry Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have apparently settled on a date for their wedding. November 5th. Coincidentally, that’s the same day I graft Derek Jeter’s face onto mine. Oh and ... Read More »

Marc Jacobs Got Married

Marc Jacobs hit up St. Barths last week not just to hang out with his boyfriend, but to get married. Guest of a Guest says that Lorenzo Martone and Marc ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Got Married

Vince Vaughn married Kyla Weber in a small ceremony on Saturday outside of Chicago. Vaughn proposed to Weber, a Canadian real estate agent, on Valentine’s Day. No doubt with an ... Read More »

Zooey Deschanel Marries Ben Gibbard

Perennial indie actress Zooey Deschanel married indie rock legend/biggest dork ever Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie.The two married Saturday night near Seattle. Of course. So indie! Not much will ... Read More »

Robert Redford Got Married

Robert Redford is 71, but he looks like a much younger crazed lunatic. Over the weekend, he married 51-year-old abstract artist Sibylle Szaggars in Germany. Even though that’s a 20 ... Read More »

Kendra and Hank Married

In news that will surely melt your heart or just make you question why none of the bridesmaids were topless, Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett married over the weekend at ... Read More »

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard Marry

Moderately exciting news. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard were officially married on Saturday in Italy. In attendance were brother Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon. Also in attendance was their two ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Addicted to Throwing Weddings

Just like Spencer and Heidi, Salma Hayek also held a second wedding on Saturday to her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pineault. The ceremony took place at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera ... Read More »

Bruce Willis Marries Emma Heming

Bruce Willis finally married his girlfriend/model Emma Heming Saturday at his home in Parrot Cay following a year of dating. His three daughters, Rumor, Scout and Tallulah Belle along with ... Read More »

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams Are Married

After almost a month engagement, Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have married in Savannah, Georgia. They confirmed their engagement to Us and Ok and anyone that would listen. Congratulations, you ... Read More »

Chris Brown and Rihanna Are Married?

If Star Magazine is to be believed, Chris Brown and Rihanna were married at Diddy’s mansion in Miami over the weekend. “All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” ... Read More »

Gisele and Tom Brady Married

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed on Thursday at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica in a small, intimate ceremony which included only immediate family, Brady’s 1 1/2 ... Read More »

Adriana Lima No Longer a Virgin

Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima has long professed that she is a virgin and will be until she is married. It took a while for her NBA boyfriend Marko Jaric ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Marries Her French Billionaire

French news magazine Le Point reports that Salma Hayek and her baby’s daddy, French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault and owner of Le Point, were wed in central Paris on Saturday. People ... Read More »

Fergie & Josh Duhamel Married

Josh Duhamel still hasn’t received his prescription lenses from Costco. That’s the only reason I can think of for him marrying Fergie on Saturday. The wedding was held at the Church ... Read More »

Today in Celebrity Marriages

Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, ... Read More »
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