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Martha Stewart makes my penis tremble

By now, everyone has to be aware that the “Got Milk?” ads are a sly attempt at connecting milk with a facial. That’s why adverts depicting Hayden Panettiere, Amanda Bynes ... Read More »

Marth Stewart ruins the fantasy

Martha Stewart was on Howard Stern last week talking about her life in and out of prison. She called her $1,200 vibrator a “very good tool” and while in prison ... Read More »

Marth Stewart is clever

Martha Stewart sent four of her staffers to infiltrate a taping of Rachael Ray’s new talk show. The security guard recognized them and kicked them out for using fake names. ... Read More »