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Martha Stewart makes my penis tremble

May 21st, 20083 comments

By now, everyone has to be aware that the “Got Milk?” ads are a sly attempt at connecting milk with a facial. That’s why adverts depicting Hayden Panettiere, Amanda Bynes and others with a milk mustache are met with such enthusiasm.
Well, the bright minds running the milk campaign thought it would be a good idea …

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Marth Stewart ruins the fantasy

December 18th, 2006Respond

Martha Stewart was on Howard Stern last week talking about her life in and out of prison. She called her $1,200 vibrator a “very good tool” and while in prison was asked out on dates by some of the inmates. Martha says she ran into “girls with mustaches and girls with beards [who] would ask …

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Marth Stewart is clever

September 18th, 2006Respond

Martha Stewart sent four of her staffers to infiltrate a taping of Rachael Ray’s new talk show. The security guard recognized them and kicked them out for using fake names. You can read what People thought of the show here. Hint: Blah.
If you can take anything away from this story, it’s that prison won’t make …

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