I’m not sure how much water this holds, but I’ll bite because Tori Spelling seems like this type of person.

At a MuchMusic party, Tori Spelling had Mary Jo Eustace, ex-wife of Tori’s husband, thrown out of the party. I assume it was because Eustace, along with the rest of the world, is better looking than Tori. Eustace claims that Tori used the old excuse of having a restraining order.

Usually, I am of the firm opinion that two girls can always settle an argument in a pool of chocolate pudding. I say usually because we are talking about Tori Spelling here and imagining her mud wrestling is worse than drinking Ipecac.