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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Were at ‘The Union’ Premiere

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen showed so much promise before they turned 18. Now they scare me and I’m genuinely baffled by how they have a multi-million dollar fashion empire. Girls ... Read More »

The Olsen twins still look like this

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen haven’t been heard from in a while because they’ve been swimming around in their money vault like Scrooge McDuck but they made an appearance at the ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen is single

For those of you that still hold out hope that Mary-Kate Olsen will magically turn into Megan Fox levels of hot just like you hoped she would when you stumbled ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen looks different

Holy crap. When did Mary-Kate Olsen start taking fashion cues from Ozzy Osbourne? [Mary-Kate Olsen out and about in NYC. Image via Splash News] Read More »

The recession is great for Mary-Kate

Leave it up to Mary-Kate Olsen to look at the bright side of things. While everyone else watches their future spiral down the drain, Mary-Kate is finding great deals on ... Read More »

Mary-Kate is preggers?

The National Enquirer via The Post Chronicle alleges that Mary-Kate Olsen could be with child. They say her weight shooting up to 102lbs is a clear indication. “Mary-Kate has been looking ... Read More »

Celebrities. They’re just like us

Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate are reportedly fighting over whether or not to have breast enlargements. Mary-Kate doesn’t want to because she’s into that waifish look and thinks clothes look better ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen’s friend had an accident

Mary-Kate Olsen’s friend was backing out of a parking spot in her Prius when she slammed into an El Pollo Loco delivery car. The paps swarmed the scene while Mary-Kate’s ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen may have been fired

Rumors are coming in that Ashley Olsen may have fired her sister, Mary-Kate, from their clothing line The Row. Ashley didn’t think Mary-Kate’s partying and all around debauchery was a ... Read More »

The Heath Ledger case is closed

Seven months ago, Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose. I don’t know what investigators have been doing since then, but on Wednesday, his case was officially closed. Prosecutors have ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen knows nothing, wants immunity

Yesterday, the New York Post published a piece claiming the Feds were looking to question Mary-Kate Olsen about the death of Heath Ledger. Specifically, they wanted to ask her about ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate are feuding

Mary-Kate went on the Late Show with David Letterman last week and said Spencer Pratt was a crybaby in high school. Spencer Pratt fired back saying they didn’t go to ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen had a flannel party

Rich, semi-famous people like Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have a lot of time on their hands. When they’re not laughing at the homeless, they’re throwing whacked out ... Read More »

Bikinis don’t fall off of Mary-Kate and Ashley

Even though their rail-thin bodies will never be able to withstand the Santa Ana winds short of nailing their feet to the ground, I’d still hit Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen sort of knew Heath Ledger

On the day of Heath Ledger’s death, there weren’t many details on what happened once his body was discovered by masseuse, Diana Wolozin. Today, it’s been revealed, that when Diana ... Read More »

PETA hates the Olsen twins

PETA has gone to great lengths to attack the Olsen twins for wearing fur. They have dubbed them The Trollsens and are calling Mary-Kate and Ashley, Hairy Kate and Trashley. ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen’s kidney failed

Mary-Kate Olsen was rushed to a New York hospital emergency room on Monday due to a kidney infection. She is expected to be released in a day or so. The actress, ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen runs around naked

Mary-Kate Olsen, whose meth-head look is all the rage with kids 8-12, confesses that she doesn’t wear clothes when she’s home despite owning her own clothing line. “I run around my ... Read More »

Mary-Kate Olsen has a plan

Mary-Kate Olsen says she has a reason for not smiling in every picture she takes. It’s all part of her plan to stick it to paparazzi. Every time the photogs ... Read More »

Mary-Kate makes-out with Ben Kingsley

Sir Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen have a “full on make-out session” in their new movie The Wackness, about “a drug dealer who trades marijuana for therapy sessions with his ... Read More »