Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are planning to go under the plastic surgery knife for twin nose jobs.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about performing twin nose jobs on them, according to the upcoming In Touch Weekly.
“Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she …

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This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean my love. You want my love don’t you?

Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
What? Pan’s Labyrinth is out …

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Page Six reports Mary-Kate, without boyfriend Max Snow, and Ashley Olsen partied for the holidays at Chateau Marmont. The evening had them drinking and chain smoking with some groupies. Later Mary-Kate in the evening was spotted giggling with some male model and said goodbye by “doing a strut with her sister and friends in front …

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To the people who were counting down to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s 18th birthday: You’re idiots. Look at your image of perfection now! I have half a mind to burn her at the stake.

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Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities and their friends, then fire up your mouse. I feel so useless that this is old news, but better late than never. Here are Paris …

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In an unprecedented event, Mary Kate Olsen showed up at Chateau Marmont not wearing sunglasses or covering her face. I don’t know if she fixes herself up in the dark or what, but those eyes are creepy and if you’re about to have sex with me like Mary Kate obviously is, then you better be …

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