Matt Damon is a father: Matt Damon and wife, Luciana, welcomed another girl on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. She will join sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10, and bring estrogen levels in the Damon household to dizzying heights. Just a reminder to Matt when all his daughters reach puberty. Don’t look in the bathroom trash can, …
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Matt Damon doesn’t want to be sexy
November 14th, 2007Respond
Matt Damon was named by People Magazine as this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive” after last year George Clooney jokingly campaigned for him to get the crown. However, despite the honor, Matt Damon declined the award and instead thought that New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, deserved it.
When Damon learned he was chosen — he turned …
Matt Damon is a bear or something
August 14th, 20071 comment
On Sept. 3, Matt Damon will make a guest appearance on PBS’s Arthur as himself in bear form or in creepy pervert-looking form. Is this the famed episode where Arthur is inappropriately touched? Can anteaters be inappropriately touched? I mean, look at his shirt. It’s been a while since I read Arthur, but I don’t …
50 feet of Matt Damon
August 10th, 2007Respond
Universal Studios hung a 50 foot billboard on the side of Matt Damon’s Manhattan coop apartment, where he lives with his wife and daughter, to promote The Bourne Ultimatum. The advertisement says “On August 3 Bourne comes home.” Universal has used this leased space for other movies such as Man of the Year.
That’s cool. I …
Matt Damon is a total fairy
December 19th, 2006Respond
On Good Morning America, Matt Damon labeled his love scenes with Angelina Jolie in The Good Shepherd as “weird“. Neither Brad Pitt nor Matt Damon’s wife, Luciana Bozan, minded and Pitt even wished them luck. According to Matt,
Doing a love scene with the girlfriend of a good friend is weird. We all know each other.
Angelina …
Matt Damon actually acts
September 18th, 2006Respond
This is the only decent acting Matt Damon has done in a while. Jimmy Kimmel has had a long running skit of snubbing Matt Damon, but last week he finally got him on the show. After his long intro, he tells Matt he’s out of time and Matt gets pissed. Such passion. Such conviction. To …
Matt Damon is Captain Kirk
June 22nd, 2006Respond
Matt Damon, who my friend affectionately refers to as hairy crack Matt, has captured the interest of J.J. Abrams. So much so that Abrams is looking to cast Damon as a young Captain Kirk in the Star Trek movie he’s directing and producing. Abrams is so serious that he even went as far as asking …
