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Matt Damon Calls Scarlett Johansson a B*tch

Jokingly, of course. Matt Damon sat down for an interview to promote his new movie We Bought a Zoo and was told that when asked what kind of animal he would ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Natural Beauty

The trailer for Contagion directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring every single actor in Hollywood was recently released. It’s like Outbreak but with birds. One of the stars in the film ... Read More »

Matt Damon punked George Clooney

If you remember back to Tuesday, George Clooney was at a press conference in Venice when a reporter told George he was gay, stripped off his clothes and told him ... Read More »

They can’t stop reproducing

Matt Damon is a father: Matt Damon and wife, Luciana, welcomed another girl on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. She will join sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10, and bring estrogen levels ... Read More »

Matt Damon doesn’t want to be sexy

Matt Damon was named by People Magazine as this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive” after last year George Clooney jokingly campaigned for him to get the crown. However, despite the honor, ... Read More »

Matt Damon is a bear or something

On Sept. 3, Matt Damon will make a guest appearance on PBS’s Arthur as himself in bear form or in creepy pervert-looking form. Is this the famed episode where Arthur ... Read More »

50 feet of Matt Damon

Universal Studios hung a 50 foot billboard on the side of Matt Damon’s Manhattan coop apartment, where he lives with his wife and daughter, to promote The Bourne Ultimatum. The ... Read More »

Matt Damon is a total fairy

On Good Morning America, Matt Damon labeled his love scenes with Angelina Jolie in The Good Shepherd as “weird“. Neither Brad Pitt nor Matt Damon’s wife, Luciana Bozan, minded and ... Read More »

Matt Damon actually acts

This is the only decent acting Matt Damon has done in a while. Jimmy Kimmel has had a long running skit of snubbing Matt Damon, but last week he finally ... Read More »

Matt Damon is Captain Kirk

Matt Damon, who my friend affectionately refers to as hairy crack Matt, has captured the interest of J.J. Abrams. So much so that Abrams is looking to cast Damon as ... Read More »