Vulture caught up with Matthew McConaughey to talk about his role as male stripper mentor in Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike. Notably, they wanted to confirm a rumor they heard that McConaughey spends several scenes in assless chaps. Rumor confirmed. Someone call Gossipcop.com.

“You got to go check it out in a theater and find out, man,” he laughed, admitting, “I did design some special pants.” As far as additional research went, “Channing and I met early on and went by one male revue strip club in New Orleans and I was there for about an hour, and that was enough,” McConaughey said. “For me, that character in Magic Mike was a combination of Clockwork Orange and Jim Morrison. So I’ll leave it at that.”

I’m just going to assume he was high and playing his bongos when he described his character as a mix of Clockwork Orange and Jim Morrison. Ever since Johnny Depp modeled a pirate after Keith Richards, everyone wants their own juxtaposition of contrasting characters.

Wooderson from Dazed and Confused is back and even though he’s 40 or so, he still has that sweet pedostache. Rather, Matthew McConaughey reprises his iconic role in Butch Walker and the Black Widows’ new song “Synthesizers.”

Is anyone else confused that he’s flanked by two hot chicks instead of hanging around high schools trying to pick up 16-year-olds? I just figured that’s what 40-year-olds who looked like that did for a living. Go figure.

Also, fro-hawk sighting at 1:00 in and 2:40 in. [H/T: TDW]

Here’s something for you ladies. Matthew McConaguhey working out at Zuma Beach in Malibu. His routine involves push-ups, sit-ups and raping a curb. Oh, so that’s how he stays in such incredible shape.

Every once in a while, I like to give the ladies something to look at. These photo of Matthew McConaughey jogging shirtless would probably do it if he didn’t look so prissy.

If I was a chick, I’d think it’d be much hotter if he didn’t hold his arms up like a little princess running away from a spider.

Matthew McConaughey put up pictures of his newborn daughter, Vida, which he had with Camila Alves earlier this month, on his website. Aww. Alright, now that you’re done fawning over this hairless possum, let’s talk about Matthew’s website.

What is up with that place? You’re bombarded with reggae music when you first get there. And everything is so stoner-ish. It’s like you’re required to take a hit off a 2 foot bong just to gain access.

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed another baby into this world on January 3. A baby girl this time to accompany their 17 month old baby boy, Levi. They chose the name Vida Alves McConaughey. Here’s Matty telling us why.

” ‘Vida’ is Portuguese for ‘life’ and that’s what God gave us this morning,” the actor blogged. “Camila’s recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family. Thanks for all of your well wishes and prayers along the way, another blessed day, we give thanks.”

Doctors should install a revolving door in Camila’s uterus. It’d make things a hell of a lot easier. Plus, seeing those babies march out of Camila’s vagina like little penguins would be pretty cool.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves welcomed a baby boy just 11 months ago. Yesterday, through his website, he announced that he and Alves were expecting again.

“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date,” McConaughey writes. “We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.”

Matt is already throwing around names for their second son. At the top of the list are: Dockers, Armani and Billabong. My money is on Billabong because it makes Matt giggle uncontrollably every time he says it. “Hehe. I said bong.” [PEOPLE]

Matthew McConaughey opened up about his early years in the sack. Surprisingly, he wasn’t always a sexual god as I am told.

“From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south,” he admits to Elle. “So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time.”

Weird. He just described my date last Saturday. He left out the part about the cops being called and me stealing her underwear though. Gosh. If you’re going to tell a story, get it right.

Matthew McConaughey attempts the impossible

Hey, buddy. There are kids playing here. Take your sexual perversions back to your hotel room, you sicko.

Matthew McConaughey’s mom, Kay, released I Amaze Myself!, a book detailing everything about her life. Kay is ashamed of nothing, even writing about how Matt’s dad died while in mid-coitus.

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

It would be cool if he had a huge boner when EMTs carried him out and all the neighbors stood around watching this horrible scene unfold with their kids and their kids said, “Mommy, mommy. Why does Mr. McConaughey have a third leg and why is it pointed up?” The parents would have to make up a bs excuse like, “It’s pointing to Heaven so his soul knows where to go.” All the while they’re fanning themselves because they’re getting all hot.

Matthew McConaughey saved the placenta from the birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard. In an interview with CNN’s “House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta,” McConaughey details his dream of growing wonderful placentas.

“It’s going to be in the orchards and it’s going to bear some wonderful fruit,” he says, according to an interview transcript. “When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river … and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.

Great. I was a little hungry before, but now I’m starving. It’s like my mom always said. Every day begins with a well balanced meal. That’s why each morning as I kid I enjoyed a fresh plate of bacon, eggs and placenta. Mmm, the breakfast of champions.

OK! Magazine has managed to finally corner the entire celebrity baby market. Their latest conquest is Matthew McConaughey’s son, Levi Alves McConaughey.

“We found a great rhythm,” Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

Ten mystery points to anyone who can figure out what the hell Matthew is talking about. Going tribal? Dancing? Brazilian music? What the the hell was this? A rave? That must have been distracting for the doctors. Having Matthew shove glow sticks in their mouths while they tried to get the baby out.

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfirend, Camila Alves, gave birth to a 7 lbs. 4 oz. future beach bum on Monday night. No name has been given, so here are some surfer suggestions. Hang Ten, Brohym, Gnarly, Rip Curl or Chad. Matt’s brother, Rooster (!!), expressed his enthusiasm, “Oh, it’s going to be fun! He’ll make a really good dad because he’s got a lot of patience. I’m excited for him. It’s about time.”

Here’s to Matt and Camila’s little boy. Surfing in the tub in 6 months, perennially shirtless in 8 years, banging models by 16, coked out of his mind, naked and playing the bongos at his friend’s house by 20.

[Matthew McConaughey and pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves attend the W Magazine party for Stewart Townsend's directorial debut. Image via Splash News]