Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry were spotted out on an apparent date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills.

“He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time.”

Matthew is is 38. Mandy is 27. An age difference of 11 years. Not that big of a deal now, but if you think about it, Mandy was still drooling in her highchair when Matthew first discovered the pleasures of shoving AA batteries into his pee-hole. Guys do that when they hit puberty, right? No? Great, I knew I should have gone with “masturbating”. Now I look like a weirdo.

11-year-spread [Page Six]

Update: Mandy Moore is actually 23 thanks to NOone in the comments. I thought she was younger than 27. This just makes it creepier.

When Matthew Perry goes to the elevator in his Beverly Hills apartment and is greeted amicably by old people, he looks the other way and pretends they aren’t there.

“He never responds when we say hello! Every time one of us walks into the elevator and he is there, we always say ‘hi’ because it is nice and neighborly, and he always looks away and ignores us. Most people don’t know who he is – they didn’t watch ‘Friends,’ they watched ‘Golden Girls.’ Who does he think he is?”

He’s a big star damnit and they are but peons to him. Being on Friends gives him the right to pretend old people don’t exist. Plus, he has no time for fans because that’s obviously what everyone who talks to him is. Next thing you know he’ll be kicking puppies because they were looking at him funny. The stupid puppy clearly wanted an autograph.