Maureen McCormick, Marsha Brady, is currently over-sharing with every media outlet to promote her new book Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice. The latest stop on her “I Was a Teenage Lindsay Lohan” tour was Howard Stern’s show where she was faced with hard hitting questions like, “Have you tried anal?” The answer? Find out in the video below. Or not. It depends on if you want to hear someone old enough to be your mom talk about anal. Me? I prefer not to have my delicate sensibilities raped.

Maureen McCormick who played Marcia Brady on The Brady Bunch writes about her troubled years in her new memoir, Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice. E! gives some details.

In addition to discussing an unusual string of relationships with Steve Martin, Michael Jackson and her TV bro Barry Williams, the actress and sometime country singer also reveals that she once traded sex for drugs and engaged in full-on binges at the Playboy Mansion and at the home of Sammy Davis Jr.

When the show ended, McCormick says she turned to drugs, taking cocaine and Quaaludes among other illicit substances, a habit which failed to help her secure additional employment.

For those of you thinking Hollywood was way different back then than it is now, think again. You still have teen actors addicted to blow and trading sex for more blow. And why wouldn’t they? They have such hard lives that they need to drown their sorrows in drugs. Those whiny kids in Ethiopia can learn a thing or two from young Hollywood. If they even get a glimpse of what life is like for them, they’d consider themselves lucky that the only problems they have to deal with is whether to have mud pie or mud soup for their one meal a day.

Maureen McCormick, best known as Marcia Brady from The Brady Bunch, reveals in her new book that she and co-star Eve Plumb, Jan Brady, built up a romance on set which led to some sexual escapades backstage.

“The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It’s bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show.”

This would have been hotter back in the day. Now it’s kind of awkward. Sort of like watching 70′s porn or like when your grandma tells you about her “sexual hijinks” with your grandpa. In unrelated news, you can’t knock yourself out by running into drywall. You just go through it. You gotta find a brick wall and you have to run head first.