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Megan Fox wants me

August 20th, 20081 comment

Here’s Megan Fox attempting to seduce me while on set of Transformers 2. *Rolls eyes* I know your game Megan and I don’t think the producers appreciate you spending valuable studio time lusting over me. In fact, I think we should see other people. I’d say it’s not you, it’s me, but that would be …

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Megan Fox is available

July 3rd, 2008Respond

Having found success, fame and money, Megan Fox has finally dumped her longtime fiance, Brian Austin Green.
The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former ‘Beverly Hills 90210′ star Brian Austin Green, 34, because she feels too young to settle down. A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still …

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Jeremy Piven is a big failure

June 20th, 20084 comments

During the Spike TV awards airing this Sunday, Jeremy Piven attempted to hit on Megan Fox, but failed miserably. Piven opened with,
I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even …

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Megan Fox promotes herself well

June 4th, 20082 comments

This has been making the rounds for a few days so I figure I’d jump on the bandwagon and post something about it. The short of it is Megan Fox in an interview with FHM magazine said,
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women …

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Megan Fox does the 2008 MTV Movie Awards

June 2nd, 20081 comment

Megan Fox also showed up at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. She didn’t win anything except for maybe a teddy bear from Rainn Wilson which she wouldn’t accept. What a bitch. When a man offers you a teddy bear attached to his scrotum, you’re expected to take it with a smile. Rain Wilson’s right, she’s …

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Megan Fox looks naked

May 12th, 20087 comments

The very wise director, Karyn Kasuma, tricked Megan Fox into getting naked by putting magic flesh-colored patches (aka “advanced perv technology”) on her tits which, when wet, are completely see-through. At least I think that’s what happened judging by these pictures from the set of Jennifer’s Body. What else can be deduced from these photos …

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Megan Fox and a fox

April 23rd, 2008Respond

Get it? The animal lover magazine is called Paw Print and Megan Fox is holding a fox, an animal with paws. At the same time, Fox is her last name and foxy can be used to describe her. It works on so many levels!

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Megan Fox to star in a topless catfight

April 11th, 20086 comments

Juno director, Jason Reitman, gave a brief update on the status of his horror-comedy Jennifer’s Body. He threw out a few pieces of pants-tightening info like “we’ve got [stars] Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried getting into a fight in their underwear. That’ll be fun,” and that Megan Fox will appear topless. But, he quickly clarified …

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