According to Star Magazine, Megan Fox is expecting a baby girl at the end of September or early October.

“She’s been helping to raise Brian’s 10-year-old son, Kassius [by ex-girlfriend, actress Vanessa Marcil], for years, and now she’ll have the experience of being mommy to a little girl,” a source tells Star. “Obviously, Megan and Brian would be happy with a healthy baby of either gender, but they’re beyond thrilled that Kassius is going to have a little sister.”

There’s still no concrete evidence that she’s pregnant but she hasn’t been photographed for a while and her next movie probably won’t start filming until next year so either she is pregnant or she’s become a recluse and stores her pee in jars now.

There still hasn’t been a clear confirmation that Megan Fox is pregnant and there still isn’t and won’t be in the near future. Steve Jones interviewed Megan for Entertainment Tonight about being the face of Sharper Image. He then tried to slip in a question about her rumored baby. Megan laughed it off but her handler was pissed and ended the interview. That’s pretty much all the confirmation anyone needs. Unless you want to go one step further and pretend to slap her in the stomach and see how hard she flinches.

Sharper Image, the Skymall of the ground, tapped Megan Fox to be their new spokesperson or one-off model for an ad. I don’t think it work… oh my god, here, take all my money!

A month ago, Star reported Megan Fox unexpectedly found out she was pregnant but wasn’t going public with the news just yet. Everyone assumed Star was yelling wolf again but E! now has a source telling them the same thing. OMG Megan Fox ith pregnant you guyth.

If Fox has her way, the baby could be the start of something big for her and Green, who tied the knot in June 2010.

“I want at least two, probably three kids,” the Friends With Kids actress says in the April issue of Cosmopolitan. “I’ve always been maternal.” E!

Oh thank god she said she’s always been maternal instead of she’s always been menstrual because that would have been a terrible foreboding.

Megan Fox is in the April issue of Jalouse Magazine to promote Friends With Kids and talks about being pretty and never wanting to be ugly.

On her role in ‘Friends with Kids‘: “I’m Mary Jane, the character played by Adam Scott thinks he is her soul mate. But he has a baby, I’m very independent, and he disapproves of her lifestyle.”

On shooting magazine covers and ads: “I hate taking pictures, I never watch them, otherwise I would have wanted to change everything. I prefer not to see any and trust the photographer, who knows his job.”

On being labeled based on her looks: “I live well with my image, I cannot complain, I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”

Some people might get a little offended by the comment but that’s only because they’re ugly and jealous. “Why won’t Megan Fox trade places with me?,” they probably wonder to themselves.

According to the infallible Star, Megan Fox just found out she was pregnant and is thuper excited you guys. She’s already stepmom to Brian Austin Green’s 10-year-old and we’re told she’ll be great with the baby. “Megan used to be only concerned with her career, but now family comes first.” Granted, there’s nothing much else to do when your career doesn’t take off as planned.

“They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.

However, it’s unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.” Radar Online

Oh she’s pregnant but don’t ask her, she won’t tell you. That’s a good way to milk this. If in the next 3 months she starts showing or gets pregnant for real, Star will all be like, “See? We f**king told you!” Then they’ll go up top for a high five and miss completely.

A photographer will be filing suit in LA this morning alleging Brian Austin Green beat the crap out of him while Megan Fox cheered him on. One Delbert Shaw claims he was taking photos of the two last December on the beach in front of the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii when Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox verbally threatened him.

The suit says it escalated when Megan Fox yelled to Brian, “Are you going to let him get away with that?” His manhood now in question, Brian started beating the papparazzo and then threw his iPhone into the ocean.

Then he thumped his chest and peed on his face while Megan Fox tented her fingers and went, “Excellent.”

*Waves* Hi, Megan Fox’s cameltoe. Here’s Megan stopping by a bagel shop Monday morning in a pair of tight pants that almost outline her labia. If you’re wondering, I’m way ahead of you. I’ve already opened up Photoshop and selected “flesh color” from my palette. Mission “De-pants Megan Fox” is a go.

Megan Fox tells the March issue of Cosmopolitan that she’s seriously thinking about having kids with Brian Austin Green. “I want at least two, probably three [kids]. I’ve always been maternal.” Adding, “I’m a homebody — I’m not wild.”

Oh, great. Just what I need to see. A fat Megan Fox waddling around LA. At least I’ll be able to remember how she was and not how she will be. *Looks at fading erection* *Sheds tear*

Just like Christina Hendricks before her, Megan Fox has her own, “I was the ugly, unpopular outcast” story. It would be quite uplifting to hear how this ugly duckling transformed into the hot piece she is now, giving hope to all the fugly kids out there… if it wasn’t complete bullsh*t. She tells Miami Magazine by way of Us.

“I was never the pretty girl,” the actress tells the March issue of MIAMI Magazine. Describing her teenage self as “abrasive” and “obnoxious,” Fox, 25, says she felt like a “loner” growing up. Plus, her interests have never been mainstream.

“I would love to go on a dig!” Fox says, explaining her fascination with ancient civilizations — and potential government cover-ups. “Come on! You don’t think everything that’s learned is released to the public, do you?”

Oh, whatever. Shut up. If there were ever a reason for ugly people to curse god, it would be seeing how Megan Fox was hot in high school and is even hotter now. Looking at her is like realizing those promises of the pretty, popular people in school turning fat, ugly and ending up stuck in a loveless relationship in ten years was all a lie.

This week we have:

• Amber Heard in Max
• Avril Lavigne in FHM Australia
• Cara Delevigne in Jalouse
• Chrissy Teigen in Dineila
• Gisele Bundchen in lingerie
• Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd in GQ
• Jessica Hart for Me in My Place
• Kate Upton in Esquire
• Kim Kardashian in Allure
• Kirsten Dunst in Vogue Italia
• Lake Bell in Esquire UK
• Megan Fox in Armani
• Rosie Huntington-Whitely in VS
• Shailene Woodley in VS
• Zooey Deschanel in Company

This one is sort of old news but whatever. Back in June, Michael Bay told GQ that Steven Spielberg told him to fire Megan Fox after she compared his directorial style to Hitler.

Turns out that was a lie. In an Entertainment Weekly article when asked about the claim, Spielberg said, “That’s not true. That didn’t happen.”

So there you have it. Michael Bay dropped Megan Fox from the third Transformers film because she hurt his feelings and he’s very petty. Looks like he did her a favor because the entire franchise is terrible. The only way I could sit through that is if I went into the wrong theater.

Last Friday, Megan Fox made a rare-ish appearance in public. She stopped by the Veteran’s Home of California in LA to support, um, veterans. The point is, she still looks pretty great. And she wore these skin tight jeans. How did she even get into those things? It’s like they had to sew it on her body.