Whew, I was about to jump off the Megan Fox bandwagon yesterday when she left the salon, but now I’m back driving it. Last night, she headed to Chateau Marmon ...
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Megan Fox turned her hair curly and, um, she doesn’t look the same. She looks 35. No way can hair make this big of a difference. One time I shaved ...
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Is this what passes for flashing nowadays? Damn Kid’s Choice Awards. Everything always has to be family friendly.
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If Megan Fox’s shorts were any shorter, I wouldn’t even need to sneak into her bathroom to install a hidden camera. Although, I’d still probably press my face up against ...
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Remember when Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green, but then later was seen doing everything with Brian Austin Green, leading everyone to suspect she was still with Brian ...
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Megan Fox hit up Sunset Marquis Hotel for whatever reason. Some suspect it was for an errand, others suspect she was meeting me for a secret rendezvous. Either way, a ...
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According to Ted Casablanca at E!, another man was the reason Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox split ever so briefly. Megan was allegedly spending a lot of time with ...
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Megan Fox recently announced that she and Brian Austin Green were over, but just the other day they were spotted together hanging out. If you’re wondering if there was a ...
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You could turn Megan Fox into a centaur and she’d still look hotter than Sarah Jessica Parker. What’s that you say? She could even have a huge horse penis and ...
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In honor of Megan Fox dumping her boyfriend, I’ve released this photo of her moments after I pulled down my pants. Is… is that a tear I see?
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called off their 2-year-old engagement. Presumably because Megan Fox is hot and Brian looks like a big douche.
“The relationship had run its course,” ...
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After Warner Bros. revealed that they would make a third Tomb Raider movie without Angelina Jolie, everyone suspected Megan Fox to be the obvious successor. Not true says a representative ...
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I don’t think playing Guitar Hero against Megan Fox is fair. Having to adjust the strap every second so the guitar hides your huge boner would seriously hinder your game.
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Brian Austin Green was nowhere to be seen on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last Sunday with his fiancee Megan Fox not because I cut him out of ...
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I have no idea if Megan Fox won anything at the Golden Globes — my guess is no — but she showed up anyway. I tried reasoning with security guards ...
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Megan Fox whetted the sexual appetite of hundreds of socially awkward boys yesterday when she made an appearance at the Spike Video Game Awards. Her piercing eyes and tight body ...
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Two more promos for How to Lose Friends & Alienate People featuring Megan Fox were released. Even though Kirsten Dunst is the real female lead in the movie, anything to ...
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The more stills I get from the set of How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, the more I start to think the premise of this movie is to try ...
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Someone, let’s call him hero, scanned high quality versions of the GQ Megan Fox photo shoot. His hard work and dedication will be remembered and just as quickly forgotten. Right ...
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Megan Fox gave a rather frank interview for this month’s GQ. She’s not afraid to say “Fuck Disney” for their treatment of Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, not shy about ...
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