In honor of Megan Fox dumping her boyfriend, I’ve released this photo of her moments after I pulled down my pants. Is… is that a tear I see?
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called off their 2-year-old engagement. Presumably because Megan Fox is hot and Brian looks like a big douche.
“The relationship had run its course,” ...
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After Warner Bros. revealed that they would make a third Tomb Raider movie without Angelina Jolie, everyone suspected Megan Fox to be the obvious successor. Not true says a representative ...
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I don’t think playing Guitar Hero against Megan Fox is fair. Having to adjust the strap every second so the guitar hides your huge boner would seriously hinder your game.
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Brian Austin Green was nowhere to be seen on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last Sunday with his fiancee Megan Fox not because I cut him out of ...
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I have no idea if Megan Fox won anything at the Golden Globes — my guess is no — but she showed up anyway. I tried reasoning with security guards ...
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Megan Fox whetted the sexual appetite of hundreds of socially awkward boys yesterday when she made an appearance at the Spike Video Game Awards. Her piercing eyes and tight body ...
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Two more promos for How to Lose Friends & Alienate People featuring Megan Fox were released. Even though Kirsten Dunst is the real female lead in the movie, anything to ...
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The more stills I get from the set of How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, the more I start to think the premise of this movie is to try ...
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Someone, let’s call him hero, scanned high quality versions of the GQ Megan Fox photo shoot. His hard work and dedication will be remembered and just as quickly forgotten. Right ...
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Megan Fox gave a rather frank interview for this month’s GQ. She’s not afraid to say “Fuck Disney” for their treatment of Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, not shy about ...
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A new image of Megan Fox from her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People was released and if marketers think this will lure me into theaters, then ...
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Here’s Megan Fox walking around the set of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. She’s a little nipply. It just goes to show that although I’m 200 miles away, ...
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Here’s Megan Fox attempting to seduce me while on set of Transformers 2. *Rolls eyes* I know your game Megan and I don’t think the producers appreciate you spending valuable ...
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Having found success, fame and money, Megan Fox has finally dumped her longtime fiance, Brian Austin Green.
The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former ‘Beverly ...
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During the Spike TV awards airing this Sunday, Jeremy Piven attempted to hit on Megan Fox, but failed miserably. Piven opened with,
I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, ...
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This has been making the rounds for a few days so I figure I’d jump on the bandwagon and post something about it. The short of it is Megan Fox ...
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Megan Fox also showed up at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. She didn’t win anything except for maybe a teddy bear from Rainn Wilson which she wouldn’t accept. What a ...
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The very wise director, Karyn Kasuma, tricked Megan Fox into getting naked by putting magic flesh-colored patches (aka “advanced perv technology”) on her tits which, when wet, are completely see-through. ...
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Get it? The animal lover magazine is called Paw Print and Megan Fox is holding a fox, an animal with paws. At the same time, Fox is her last name ...
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