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A new image of Megan Fox from her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People was released and if marketers think this will lure me into theaters, then ... Read More »

Megan Fox is pretty I suppose

Here’s Megan Fox walking around the set of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. She’s a little nipply. It just goes to show that although I’m 200 miles away, ... Read More »

Megan Fox wants me

Here’s Megan Fox attempting to seduce me while on set of Transformers 2. *Rolls eyes* I know your game Megan and I don’t think the producers appreciate you spending valuable ... Read More »

Megan Fox is available

Having found success, fame and money, Megan Fox has finally dumped her longtime fiance, Brian Austin Green. The 22-year-old actress is said to have ended her four-year relationship with former ‘Beverly ... Read More »

Jeremy Piven is a big failure

During the Spike TV awards airing this Sunday, Jeremy Piven attempted to hit on Megan Fox, but failed miserably. Piven opened with, I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, ... Read More »

Megan Fox promotes herself well

This has been making the rounds for a few days so I figure I’d jump on the bandwagon and post something about it. The short of it is Megan Fox ... Read More »

Megan Fox does the 2008 MTV Movie Awards

Megan Fox also showed up at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. She didn’t win anything except for maybe a teddy bear from Rainn Wilson which she wouldn’t accept. What a ... Read More »

Megan Fox looks naked

The very wise director, Karyn Kasuma, tricked Megan Fox into getting naked by putting magic flesh-colored patches (aka “advanced perv technology”) on her tits which, when wet, are completely see-through. ... Read More »

Megan Fox and a fox

Get it? The animal lover magazine is called Paw Print and Megan Fox is holding a fox, an animal with paws. At the same time, Fox is her last name ... Read More »

Megan Fox to star in a topless catfight

Juno director, Jason Reitman, gave a brief update on the status of his horror-comedy Jennifer’s Body. He threw out a few pieces of pants-tightening info like “we’ve got [stars] Megan ... Read More »

Megan Fox is pretty, I guess

Megan Fox was in Milan doing something and someone decided to take pictures of her breasts. That pretty much explains these. Read More »

Megan Fox might have slipped a nipple

Psst. Hey, check it out. It’s Megan Fox and she’s signing autographs in an ill-fitting black dress. I think I can almost see part of her nipple. Ooo, this is ... Read More »

Megan Fox does the Scream Awards

Megan Fox attended the Scream Awards over the weekend and I think she won something. Something black and pointy. Congratulations. You’ve made it! One thing that has me bewildered is ... Read More »

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards were dumb

I didn’t watch the 2007 MTV Movie Awards last night. Instead, I went to see Knocked Up which was pretty funny. Go watch it. From what I see, I didn’t ... Read More »

Who’s Megan Fox?

With the Transformers movie looming upon us, it’s about time we ask ourselves, “Who’s that hot chick they call Mikaela standing next to Shia LaBeouf and the robot with lips?” ... Read More »

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