When VH1 canceled Megan Hauserman’s reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire after the whole Ryan Jenkins brutally murdered a model and dumped her body in a trash can thing, Megan had the opportunity to still take the spotlight by going to the press to talk about Jenkins who had supposedly won the contest. She didn’t because she had honor and class. Ha, no. VH1 promised her another show if she’d keep quiet. Her new show will move away from the dating format and will be unscripted despite requests by Megan for it to be the opposite.

Megan has whored herself to almost every reality show out there. All the other reality shows probably gather around the cooler to talk about what a reality show slut she is. They probably talk about all the degrading things they made her do and high five each other afterward. Those reality shows are real jerks.

Poor Megan Hauserman. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Years and years of paying her dues as a reality show contestant and finally she gets her big break starring in her own reality show, Megan Wants A Millionaire. Then what happens? VH1 goes and cancels it just because one of the contestants strangles his girlfriend, cuts off her fingers, pulls out her teeth, stuffs her into a suitcase naked, throws her in a dumpster in the park, escapes to Canada and hangs himself in a motel. It’s like the world is conspiring against her.

That’s okay though. Megan has a plan B which is to strut around in a bikini all day until paparazzi pay attention. Failing that, she’ll just put out a sex tape or something. That always works.

Serial reality show contestant Megan Hauserman wrapped up her own reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, in March. Luckily for everyone, that show might be postponed because Ryan Jenkins, one of the contestants, is a person of interest in the murder of former model Jasmine Fiore (banner pic).

Fiore’s body was found stuffed in a suitcase in a dumpster in Buena Park last Saturday. Jenkins, who reported her missing, may have been the last person to see her. Authorities have failed to contact the 32-year-old and suspect he may be fleeing to Canada.

Jasmine’s roommate said Jenkins told her on Sunday, a day after the body was found, that he was done with the relationship (and how!). Jenkins also bragged about winning $250,000 from a reality show although that hasn’t been confirmed.

Here’s what multiple sources tell TMZ. The victim, Jasmine Fiore, and her husband, Ryan Jenkins (the “person of interest”) were in San Diego for a poker tournament last Friday. At some point in the evening, Fiore texted Robert Hasman, a former boyfriend with whom she was involved before meeting Jenkins.

We’re told Jenkins not only knew of Hasman, he was upset Hasman had been communicating with his wife while Jenkins was in Mexico shooting a reality show.

We’re told Fiore texted Hasman on Friday night, saying she was going to travel to Las Vegas to see him.

Later that same evening, we’re told Hasman received another text from Fiore’s phone that just said, “suck it.”

Police are exploring a theory that Jenkins may have seen the text Fiore sent to Hasman and then fired off the “suck it” message out of anger.

Jenkins’ publicist claims that he is speaking with an attorney, will fully cooperate with police and that he’s planning on meeting them in the near future. When asked where the meeting will take place, Jenkins said, “In HELL!,” and cackled maniacally before boarding a flight to a country with no extradition treaties.

Megan Hauserman has filed suit against Sharon Osbourne for attacking her during a taping of a Charm School reunion show. Hauserman alleges Sharon punched and grabbed her by the hair and refused to let go and scratched her for good measure. The fight started when Megan called Ozzy brain dead.

The suit seeks damages for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress. So, pretty much the same stuff you’d list for a class action suit against reality tv. Also, it’s not like Megan’s not used to being degraded. She lives for this stuff. In addition to Rock of Love, she’s been in Beauty and the Geek, I Love Money and Trophy Wife. She’s like the ambulance chaser of the reality tv world. You could make a show about punching contestants in the face with different objects like a shovel or a concrete block and she’d probably apply.

Last month at the taping of Rock of Love: Charm School Reunion, Sharon Osbourne attacked cast member Megan Hauserman. On Sunday, VH1 aired the footage. Finally. “Real” drama.

You could tell that as soon as Megan walked on stage, tension started to build. The guy host asked if Megan was drunk, but Megan shrugged it off and rhetorically asked why she would be drunk, “It’s the afternoon.” I know, right? Get a life, dude, it’s not even 4 yet.

Anyway, the altercation began when Megan started talking about her dog having her “female purse” removed so she couldn’t procreate. Sharon retorted that Megan should have the same operation. Taking a bow, Sharon added “I do not think you should be allowed to breed, my dear. I figure one of you is enough for any country.” That firecracker Megan shot back, “The only thing you’ve managed to do as a ‘celebrity’ is watch your braindead husband’s career.”

That didn’t sit too well with Sharon so she picked up a glass of wine (?) by her chair and dumped it on Megan. Then she charged at her while security broke it up.

This was planned, right? It was pretty convenient having that drink there and all I saw was Sharon rushing Megan with no real fighting. She didn’t even smash the glass and use one of the broken off shards as a knife.

Still, scripted or not, it was pretty touching for Sharon to defend her husband like that. I asked Ozzy if he was as deeply moved as I was and he said, “Mmmdhglfffnfh whrrr.” Indeed.

A not so sexy catfight erupted Saturday at the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion taping. Contestant Megan Hauserman says host Sharon Osbourne ran across the stage, grabbed her hair and pulled and scratched at her after she said Sharon “was only famous for managing a brain dead rock star.” Security managed to break it up. Boo! Megan was sent to the hospital and called the LAPD. What a party pooper. The LAPD says Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery.

I know what you’re thinking. Of all places, Rock of Love? The cornerstone of elegance and grace? I’d understand if this happened at a taping of Inside the Actor’s Studio, but I expect more from you, Rock of Love. You are the glue that binds this country together.

And Sharon. Unbelievable. Words cannot describe my disappointment. When I read a report about you being in a physical altercation, there should be a major emphasis on eye gouging and throat punching.

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