Laura Bellizzi, 35, a reality star who appeared in Secrets of Aspen in 2010, dated Mel Gibson over the summer and is now rumored to be pregnant with his baby. The two were last seen at the Mondrian hotel’s Skybar on June 15.

Laura and Mel are both denying the claims but an insider says she’s confided in friends that Mel’s the dad.

“Laura’s being as secretive as she can be about it,” the insider told Star. “But she’s really showing now, and people are beginning to ask the question: ‘Who’s the daddy?’” Radar Online

A source close to Mel says it’s “physically impossible” for him to have fathered a child. I disagree. Have you heard those voicemails he left Oksana? They’re terrifying. Mel probably yelled at Laura’s womb for 30 minutes and told it to blow him before it got pregnant. And it did. Both.

By now you’ve probably heard that Mel Gibson is working with Basic Instinct writer, Joe Eszterhas, to produce a film about Jewish hero Judah Maccabee who liberated Jerusalem in a bible story and inspired Hannukah.

Surprisingly a few Jewish leaders aren’t too happy about this considering in 2006 Mel went on an Anti-semitic rant proclaiming Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Then he called a female cop “sugar tits.” Suffice to say, it was not a good day for Mel.

Says Abe Foxman, head of the Anti Defamation League, to The Hollywood Reporter: “It would be a travesty to have [Judah Maccabee's] story told by one who has no respect and sensitivity for other people’s religious views.”

Added Rabbi Marvin Heir of the Simon Wiesenthal Center Museum of Tolerance to THR: “Casting [Gibson] as a director or perhaps as the star of Judah Maccabee is like casting Madoff to be the head of the Securities and Exchange Commission, or a white supremacist as trying to portray Martin Luther King Jr…It’s a complete misfit for the role of Judah Maccabee, one of the greatest Jewish heroes in all of history to be portrayed by someone who has shown nothing but antagonism and anti-Semitism toward Jews.” — Us

Apart from that, I’d find it interesting to see if Mel turns Judah Maccabee into a warmongering Jew and if in the final scene he stabs the main villain with a menorah and lights it and says a catchy phrase.

At one point, Mel Gibson’s ex, Oksana Grigorieva, had a $15 million settlement in her hands. But Oksana wanted to play with the big girls so she decided to hold out for more.

Sadly for her, like Icarus, she flew too close to the sun that is Mel Gibson’s pocketbook and raging hard-on. An agreement was reached yesterday as part of their custody settlement. According to the terms, Oksana will only get $750,000 from Mel. Over five years. Bwahahaha.

The settlement will be paid in three installments of $250,000. The first was made when the deal was signed, the second on Sep. 15, 2013 and the third on Jan. 1, 2016.

Not only that, but originally, Oksana wanted full custody of their daughter Lucia. After yesterday’s ruling, she’ll have joint legal and physical custody of Lucia. The judge also said the house she and Lucia are living in now will be sold when Lucia turns 18 and the money put in a trust for Lucia.

Of course, another condition is neither couple can speak publicly about Oksana not blowing Mel before the hot tub.

Oksana supposedly said, “Thanks to the judge for the tremendous help to resolve this matter.” What she really wanted to do was drop to her knees, shake her designer purse at the heavens and scream, “Why has god forsaken me?!”

If I had a vagina, it’d be quivering with excitement right now. Especially if instead of a landing strip, it had a Hitler stache.

Mel Gibson has a lengthy interview up on Deadline where he says he’s never treated anyone badly, feels terrible about what happened and claims those tapes you heard were edited and taken from just one moment in time. Oh and The Beaver is coming out soon.

I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality — period. I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. You have to put it all in the proper context of being in an irrationally, heated discussion at the height of a breakdown, trying to get out of a really unhealthy relationship. It’s one terribly, awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and doesn’t represent what I truly believe or how I’ve treated people my entire life.

Actually, Mel seems to have adapted pretty well to what’s happened. He doesn’t even seem to mind that the cast of The Hangover forced him out of a cameo in the sequel while accepting a rapist like Mike Tyson.

You have to let that go. I sat here and talked to [director] Todd [Phillips] about it. I like Todd. How could you not like Todd? He’s smart and he’s gifted and so are the other people in the film. It’s okay. You just have to let that go.

Well, in Hollywood, rape is pretty normal. It’s like coke in that town. Everybody’s done it at least once.

When asked if Mel’s worried at all that the incident may have torpedoed his acting career, he brushes it off and says he wouldn’t mind if he never acted again.

“I’m beyond that, way beyond that. The whole experience has been most unfortunate. And so it’s not without all the downside.

I could easily not act again. It’s not a problem. I’m going to do something now because I want to do it and because it’s fun. I’ve already pulled another job and it’s going to be fun.”

And why would he? He’s made millions over the years. I wouldn’t work either. I’d just sit at home stroking my Bengal tiger and telling my sex slaves to dance for me.

Anyway, this is about 1/10th of the interview so head over the Deadline if you want to read it. Oddly, Deadline never mentioned if they had to blow Mel first before getting this interview but I’m just going to assume they did.

Mel Gibson turned himself in to the El Segundo Police Department to be booked and processed after pleading no contest to misdemeanor battery last week. The charges stem from the incident between Mel and Oksana Grigorieva in January 2010. Mel was sentenced to 16 hours of community service, 52 weeks of counseling and 26 months of informal probation.

His booking photo (left) is quite charming. Him and his emotionless stare. Facial experts have said it translates to “I’m going to murder you in your sleep if you don’t blow me before we go to the hot tub.”

Mel Gibson won’t receive jail time after striking a plea deal in his criminal case. Mel will appear in court Friday to plead no contest to simple battery in his case with Oksana Grigorieva.

Instead of jail time, he’ll have to go to counseling. Because that obviously works so well. Supposedly, Mel decided to plea because he didn’t want to put a strain on his family and children from the prolonged court case.

Blair Berk, released the following statement to TMZ: “I know from almost 20 years as a criminal defense lawyer that sometimes justice can come for a client at too high a personal price. That is particularly so for Mel, whose right to due process can only be exercised in this case with an enormous media circus attached.”

Berk goes on, “Mel’s priority throughout all of this has been that the best interests of his young daughter Lucia and the rest of his children be put first in any decisions made. It is with only that in mind that he asked me to approach the District Attorney with a proposal that would bring all of this to an immediate end.”

What they’re saying is you can threaten to bury your girlfriend in your rose garden if she doesn’t blow you first before going to the hot tub in hundreds of voicemails and all you have to do is go to counseling? Excuse me. I have to make a few calls. Yes, operator. Please connect me to my third grade teacher who gave me an F. I have a rose garden with her name on it.

Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson’s ex, is trying to keep the spotlight on her custody case by introducing new allegations that she never mentioned during her multiple interviews with the LA County Sheriff’s Department.

In her deposition on Tuesday, Oksana testified that Mel had performance problems and could only get aroused by beating her.

Oksana’s plan is ingenious. Even if she doesn’t win her case, she’ll make sure no woman ever sleeps with him. Not only would Mel be constantly shouting at you during sex and sweating profusely but instead of Viagra, he’d be punching you in the face. I may not know a lot about women but I assume that would be a turnoff.

Winona Ryder recalled a time back in the 90′s when Mel Gibson launched a racial slur at her and she didn’t even realize it.

15 years ago at a big, fancy Hollywood party, Mel went up to Winona and her gay friend. After a “horrible gay joke,” it somehow came up that Winona was Jewish. That’s when Mel made a comment about “oven dodgers.” Winona didn’t understand what it meant until later.

“I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”

Those shoplifting charges didn’t help her credibility but luckily she remembers this completely random event 15 years later. Coincidentally, during the promotional tour and Oscar push for Black Swan which she has a part in. Funny how things work out.

Early on in the Mel Gibson/Oksana Grigorieva saga, Oksana submitted pictures of their baby, Lucia, who she claims Mel accidentally hit, drawing blood. The picture she had supposedly showed a small abrasion on the chin. It looked more like a pimple though.

TMZ obtained a video of Lucia shot three days after the incident between Mel and Oksana which Mel hopes proves Oksana is a liar and that she doctored the photos. The stills from the video show nothing at all on her chin. Even when Oksana took Lucia to the pediatrician, they made no mention of any injuries.

So what does this prove? That Oksana and Mel know how to drag out a scandal. This thing feels like it’s been going on for half a year. If this doesn’t end soon, I’m going to have to hit the baby myself.

In a sworn declaration obtained by TMZ, Mel Gibson admits to slapping Oksana Grigorieva but only because she was shaking the baby around and he feared for her safety.

During their argument on January 6, 2010, Oksana alleges Mel punched her in the temple and mouth, knocking out two of her teeth. According to Mel, however, during the argument, Oksana grabbed baby Lucia out of the bassinet and screamed, “Stop yelling or you will make her into a retarded brain damaged idiot!” Which, if this is made up, is a pretty accurate imitation of how Oksana’s speaks.

Oksana ran into her older son’s room and then out into the backyard. Mel says the yard is set on different levels and dimly lit making it a hazardous place to run at night. He says Oksana ran about 75 yards near thorny trees. Mel should have added that 25 more and she would have ran for a touchdown and might have spiked the baby.

Anyway, Mel begged her to bring Lucia inside and Oksana ran back into her older son’s room. She “started swinging Lucia erratically in her arms, jerking her body from side to side to keep Lucia out of my reach.”

Oksana was “hysterical” and her “rapid movements were causing Lucia’s little body to be flung from one side to the other, her head shaking violently.” Mel, fearing Shaken Baby Syndrome, slapped Oksana with an open hand to “bring her back to reality.” Mel says he didn’t slap her hard, just hard enough so she would stop screaming and shaking the baby.

In retrospect, maybe pushing a baby in front of Mel’s face and telling him he’s going to make it retarded while shaking it around wasn’t a good way to stop an argument. Hindsight is 20/20, you know.

Oksana Grigorieva claims Mel Gibson was cheating on her with at least four women during their relationship and now she wants to find out if they were ever told to blow Mel before getting in the jacuzzi.

As part of her plan to prove Mel is too violent to be around their daughter, Oksana wants to find out if Mel ever attacked them. Oksana’s attorney, Dan Horowitz, has hired a crack team of investigators to track down these women and have them come forward to admit Mel was violent towards them. Oksana’s lawyer even provided a soundtrack with the song “Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places,” to keep the investigator motivated. No joke. Horowitz said this to TMZ.

Clearly Oksana’s attorney is insane. Next thing you know Horowitz is going to tell TMZ he ordered stuff from ACME Industries like Wil E. Coyote to aid the investigator. If the guy slams into a wall while running around town in rocket powered roller skates, Oksana might as well wrap that baby in a neat little bow and deliver her to Mel personally.

ComingSoon has the first shots of Mel Gibson’s beaver which is just an sexy way of saying they got a few images from Mel Gibson’s upcoming movie with Jodie Foster called The Beaver. Gibson plays a toy company CEO coping with depression through a beaver hand puppet in the film.

There’s no mention of whether or not the beaver blew him first before he stuck his fist in there though. They could have been a little more informative.