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Mena Suvari does the bikini thing

April 1st, 20083 comments

Mena Suvari hit Miami beach over the weekend. She graced us with a bikini and her crazy chest tattoo. I hear that’s the source of her superpowers. What they may be, I have no idea. It’s rumored she’s able to stand around in a swimsuit looking oblivious and… OH MY GOD, SHE’S DOING IT! LOOK …

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Mena Suvari jogs with her shaved head

August 20th, 20075 comments

Mena Suvari was spotted running from her career in a skull bikini top with one pant leg up wearing insect sunglasses in Malibu. I swear. This chick is trying her hardest to look ugly. If I didn’t know who this was, I’d be thinking, “Aw, how sweet, a retard buying her own food.” Not retarded …

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Mena Suvari in a bikini with a shaved head

August 17th, 20072 comments

Mena Suvari was at Malibu beach in a bikini, sporting her shaved head. It almost looks like a fuzzy peach, but fuzzy peaches aren’t hot. Cancer patients undergoing radiation therapy are though. Maybe I can imagine her as one of them. Sure, why not? Ok Mena, I give you permission to have sex with me …

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Mena Suvari is shaved

August 3rd, 20073 comments

No one knows for sure why Mena Suvari shaved her head, but everyone knows it was a dumb thing to do. I’ve not met one girl who shaved her head and looked hot after. Then again, I don’t meet a lot of women. Nope, it’s just me and this mop with a wig. People always …

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Mena Suvari in a bikini on the beach

June 22nd, 20074 comments

Mena Suvari hit the beach wearing one of those wacky bikinis. By her side was Frankenstein. Makes sense that she has to build her own boyfriend since the last thing I remember her in was American Pie and American Beauty. A cat stranded on a telephone pole would have a longer career than Mena.

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Mena Suvari nude on the beach

January 22nd, 20074 comments

Mena who? Is she a famous celebrity or something? She was in American Beauty you say? Well dip me in caramel and shove a stick up my ass. No really, I have weird fetishes.
2007 is proving to be a great year. It’s only January and already celebrities and quasi-celebrities have done away with the restrictive …

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Mena Suvari also works out

June 30th, 2006Respond

There’s something about a girl pumping gas that’s sexy. Or is it, there’s something about a girl with such a nice body which she shows off while pumping gas that’s sexy. I salute you Mena Suvari for going to the gym and letting the whole world know the results.
If my neighbors weren’t blasting Kanye West …

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