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Mark Wahlberg Getting Beefy

Mark Wahlberg was caught on set of his new movie Pain and Gain with Tony Shalhoub showing off his biceps. Mark plays Tony’s personal trainer who gives valuable advice such as ... Read More »

Michael Bay Has a Restraining Order on Tyrese

Tyrese can’t catch a break. Earlier this month, Amber Tamblyn pretended to be Amber Rose and trolled Tyrese pretty hard. He didn’t figure it out until after the third fake ... Read More »

Michael Bay Tells ‘Ninja Turtle’ Fans to Calm Down

After news that not only is Michael Bay producing a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie but that he’s changing their origin story from turtles mutated by green ooze to “these turtles ... Read More »

Michael Bay Filming Another Victoria’s Secret Commercial

Michael Bay has filmed commercials for Victoria’s Secret for the past two years. I heard the girls loved being demeaned so much they asked him back for another one. Michael ... Read More »

Michael Bay Campaigns for an Oscar

When Michael Bay isn’t filming Megan Fox washing his Ferrari for his spank bank or dumping supermodels in the middle of the desert, he’s creating For Your Consideration ads like ... Read More »

Michael Bay Is a Liar

This one is sort of old news but whatever. Back in June, Michael Bay told GQ that Steven Spielberg told him to fire Megan Fox after she compared his directorial ... Read More »

Michael Bay’s Girlfriend Seems Nice

Michael Bay and his girlfriend Lauren Stoner (Model Mayhem profile here with more pictures here)  hit up the beach in Miami on Tuesday. Much like his auditions, he lay down in ... Read More »

Michael Bay Used Recycled Footage For ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’

A video on YouTube points out how Michael Bay recycled footage from 2005′s The Island for use in Transformers 3. The two scenes are basically the same sequence updated with ... Read More »

Michael Bay Prefers to Demean Women

Megan Fox famously said that for her Transformers audition, Michael Bay made her wash his car while he videotaped her. Seems like that’s not just a one time thing because ... Read More »

Megan Fox Was Uncomfortable With Her Sexuality

I linked to this in the morning but I felt it deserved its own post. Shia LaBeouf did an interview with Hero Complex about the different vibe on the set ... Read More »

Michael Bay does Victoria’s Secret

Michael Bay, director of explosion heavy blockbusters such as Armageddon and Transformers, directed the Victoria’s Secret holiday commercial. It’s very Michael Bayish. From the frenetic rock music to the hot ... Read More »

Bay vs Fox: Round 2935293

Michael Bay announced on his blog yesterday that they have the Transformers 3 story ready with a release date of July 1, 2011. He then took the opportunity to ... Read More »

Megan Fox calls Michael Bay Hitler, crew calls her dumb

In an interview with Wonderland magazine, Megan Fox compared Michael Bay to a socially retarded Hitler. Specifically, when asked about working with Bay, Fox said: God, I really wish I could ... Read More »

Michael Bay is like an awkward Hitler

Megan Fox previously lit the fire to char the bridge between her and Transformers director, Michael Bay. Now, she’s taking in the smoldering view of destruction after detonating piles ... Read More »

Michael Bay made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari for her audition

Being a big shot director in Hollywood must be awesome. Aspiring actresses will debase themselves any way you want just to get even a non-speaking role in your film. Just ... Read More »

Michael Bay takes offense to Megan Fox

Megan Fox shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds her, but that’s what’s so great about her, she and her toe thumbs don’t give a fuck. Which is why she said ... Read More »

Transformers teaser

The Transformers teaser poster has arrived. Not much else to say, but if Michael Bay can work his magic, this will be another popcorn flick with mind numbing action. In ... Read More »