Michael J. Fox and wife Tracy Pollan are vacationing in St. Barts and yesterday they spent a relaxing day at the beach. Though an alternative description would be Michael J. Fox’s mommy took him to the beach while he frolicked around in the ocean. I heard when Michael first dipped his toes in the water, he giggled and ran away.

In the first Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled back to 1955 to Hill Valley High School and introduced rock n’ roll with a rendition of “Johnny B. Good.”

At his annual New York fundraiser for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s, Michael J. Fox grabbed an identical Gibson ES-345 and performed the same song. Joining him on stage was Joan Jett. While he only mimicked playing in the movie, Fox has since learned to play the song for real.

Afterward, Fox played the same song again. Because his hand wouldn’t stop strumming. Yea, I’m going to hell.

Michael J. Fox appeared in this televised ad for Senator Claire McCaskill, a supporter of stem cell research. He was clearly showing the signs of Parkinsons as voiced his support. On Rush Limbaugh’s radio show, Rush said Michael was “either off his medication or acting.” Rush later retracted his statement and put out another one criticizing Fox for letting his illness be exploited.

This is the same Rush Limbaugh caught smuggling viagra. If I was a psychologist, I would say Rush loves to berate the terminally ill to make up for his short comings. Much like that bully who always beat everyone up because his mommy didn’t love him. But this is a much bigger bully with a much larger audience and instead of mommy not loving him, it’s because he has erectile dysfunction. I suppose that would fill me with rage too, but I would only make fun of people with curable diseases.