Hoping to make his great comeback, Michael Jackson has teamed up with American Idol creator, Simon Fuller. The first part of his plan is visiting Japan where guests will pay $3,300 each to meet Michael, shake his hand and take a picture with him. Currently, Jackson is working on an album with will.i.am from the …
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In other news
February 1st, 2007Respond
Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild says Paris was the best blow job he’d ever had. Blatant liar. [IDLYITW]
Stills from Sienna Miller’s sex scene. Trust me, there’s video floating around somewhere. [Celebrity Smack]
There might be a Departed sequel, possibly prequel. [Celebitchy]
Farce of the Penguins. I can’t believe this is a real movie. [Pajiba]
Kevin Bacon opens …
Michael Jackson is really crazy
September 21st, 2006Respond
Michael Jackson is looking to buy a castle on the Emerald Isle and is planning on building a leprechaun themed theme park.
“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,â€Â? a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros …
Michael Jackson has conspirators
August 8th, 2006Respond
Michael Jackson has been forwarded documents which detail a conspiracy against him by former attorneys, advisers and associates to force him into bankruptcy.
Bain declined to name the conspirators, saying that Jackson had ordered his current legal team to investigate the scheme and file lawsuits in multiple jurisdictions.
They have no idea why his former staff would …
Michael Jackson is really weird
July 7th, 2006Respond
Jackson is said to be shocked to find out his ex-associate directed a gay porno. I’m shocked that Jackson is shocked at this.
“I was shocked by what I saw. … [Schaffel] was directing two guys. They were naked from head to toe … and he was telling one what to do with the other and …
Michael Jackson goes to Europe
June 29th, 2006Respond
Michael Jackson announced that he has fired his business managers and is moving to Europe for “access to music industry figures”.
I think what Michael Jackson meant to say was that since he’s almost bankrupt he can’t molest American children anymore because they’re so materialistic and always want something in return. Now, all Jackson has to …
