How embarrassing. This is like dying while wearing soiled underwear. Michael Jackson should have heeded the advice of his mother: “Always put on the tip of your nose the first ...
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Due to the unfortunate death of Michael Jackson and out of respect for Michael or fear of a lawsuit, higher ups have decided to cut a scene from Sacha Baron ...
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TMZ along with a bunch of other news outlets are reporting that Michael Jackson’s death may be the result of a Demerol overdose. Sources say the King of Pop was ...
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Holy crap. It’s a really bad week to be a celebrity. One of the most influential artists in pop history has passed away today at the age of 50. Michael ...
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If you’re wondering what sort of Michael Jackson memorabilia is being auctioned off from his Neverland Ranch, then wonder no more. TMZ is here to help list all the artworks ...
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Michael Jackson’s brother, Marlon, has unveiled plans to build a slavery theme park which will also double as a tribute to the Jackson Five and a luxury resort. Marlon plans ...
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A guy named Ian Halperin wrote a biography on Michael Jackson which claims the mask enthusiast is in dire need of super Robitussin. He says Jackson suffers from Alpha-1 antitrypsin ...
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According to the Mirror, Pamela Anderson has been enjoying secret dates with Michael Jackson. For who could love an over the hill, prunish, frighteningly old looking actress other than an ...
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The Daily Mail asked themselves today what it would be like if Michael Jackson had not undergone hundreds of unncessary procedures and allowed himself to age gracefully. To answer this ...
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Michael Jackson visited a toy store near his home in Vegas yesterday looking very inconspicuous. He disguised himself in a baseball cap, pyjamas, dreadlocked wig, sunglasses and a surgeon’s mask ...
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Ever wanted to journey through Michael Jackson’s creepy Neverland Ranch at night without the fear of white-gloved hands being inappropriately placed on your lap, trap doors and not-so-random man-boy encounters? ...
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Michael Jackson aims to keep the famed Neverland Ranch with a new loan. Insiders tell CNN that the Jackson estate will not be auctioned off at a courthouse. Someone paid ...
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Michael Jackson needs to pay a $23 million loan on his sprawling Santa Barbara estate within 90 days or go into foreclosure. Now, an unnamed source is saying Angelina Jolie ...
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Michael Jackson will earn a reported $10 million for showing up at the prince of Brunei’s 25th birthday party in England this weekend. Prince Azim had stated he would spare ...
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Michael Jackson plans to erect a 50-foot tall robot of himself in the Las Vegas desert should he ever perform there.
“Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would ...
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Michael Jackson touched down (pic source) in London with his two kids on Wednesday. He wrapped their faces in scarves to stave off the paparazzi and because he’s a freak. ...
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Nona Paris Lola Jackson of London claims to be the mother of Michael Jackson’s three kids (pictured above). However, she cannot intervene in the ongoing custody settlement with Jackson’s ex-wife, ...
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Hoping to make his great comeback, Michael Jackson has teamed up with American Idol creator, Simon Fuller. The first part of his plan is visiting Japan where guests will pay ...
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Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild says Paris was the best blow job he’d ever had. Blatant liar. [IDLYITW]
Stills from Sienna Miller’s sex scene. Trust me, there’s video floating around ...
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Michael Jackson is looking to buy a castle on the Emerald Isle and is planning on building a leprechaun themed theme park.
“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,� a source ...
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