The last video

This is supposedly the last video ever of Michael Jackson. In it, the King of Pop is rehearsing at the Staples Center two days before his death. I like the ... Read More »

The Michael Jackson round-up

Did you hear Michael Jackson died? It’s true, he did. Jackson used drug aliases: Michael Jackson used aliases to purchase his prescription medication. Omar Arnold and Jack London were among the ... Read More »

Michael Jackson’s dad gets nothing

Although lawyers claim no will exists, an early draft of Michael Jackson’s will from 2002 revealed that Jackson planned on dividing his estate between his mother, three children and at ... Read More »

The dermatologist is the father

According to Us, Arnold Klein, Jackson’s dermatologist (above), is the biological father. Note his affection for marijuana and shy, school-girlish demeanor. Sounds about right. Sources say he and Debbie signed an ... Read More »

Neither Michael Jackson nor Debbie Rowe are the biological parents

TMZ has learned from inside sources that all three of Michael Jackson’s kids were conceived in vitro. Michael’s sperm and Debbie’s eggs were not even used in the process. Debbie ... Read More »

Joe Jackson has something important to tell you

Joe Jackson held a press conference with Rev. Al Sharpton outside of his home today to talk about Michael Jackson’s funeral and how he will turn it into a spectacle, ... Read More »

R.I.P. Michael Jackson aka The King of Pop

Here’s my piss poor attempt at a tribute to Michael Jackson. Why Michael and not Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon? Because while all these deaths are sad and tragic, Michael ... Read More »

Michael Jackson died without his nose on

How embarrassing. This is like dying while wearing soiled underwear. Michael Jackson should have heeded the advice of his mother: “Always put on the tip of your nose the first ... Read More »