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Michael Lohan Arrested Again

For the 300th time, Michael Lohan has been arrested. This time for violating a restraining order by phoning his ex, Erin Muller, on January 21. Lohan was arrested and booked ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Kicked His Girlfriend in the Vagina

Erin Muller claims Michael Lohan physically abused her at least a dozen times over the past two years in papers filed with Nassau County, NY yesterday. Let’s just see what ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Was Arrested

Michael Lohan was picked up by Suffolk County police on a misdemeanor. Michael had allegedly violated an order of protection after making a phone call to his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller. ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Is Creepy

Elliot Osher, the former owner of strip-club Scores, kept notes on all the celebrities that entered his fine establishment in the hopes of one day writing a tell-all and profiting. ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Is Good People

Those tapes that Michael Lohan released of Lindsay Lohan last week? He was shopping them around for six figures, but eventually after the endless laughter, he had to release them ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay Looks Old, Public Agrees

Michael Lohan is making his best effort to get his daughter, Lindsay, into rehab. His best effort includes bashing the appearance of his daughter while speaking to the press. ... Read More »

This Intervention Might Not Go as Planned

Michael Lohan has a plan. A plan to get Lindsay off those damn pills that have been keeping her from acting and winning Oscars. He’s going to stage an intervention ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Fears Lindsay Is Addicted to Prescription Meds

Fresh off the launch of Ungaro’s disastrous clothing line which Lindsay supposedly had a hand in, Michael Lohan is speaking out about Lindsay’s addiction to prescription drugs and blaming them ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Was Arrested

Michael Lohan seemed to fade into obscurity in recent weeks. Evidently not by choice. Lohan was arrested on April 6 for threatening to kill his fiancée, Erin Muller, and himself ... Read More »

Michael Lohan Will Be Lindsay’s Guiding Light

The publicity hungry Michael Lohan has cleared his busy schedule of sitting around in his mesh shirt and pretending to take calls to offer his support for his very sad ... Read More »

Dina Lohan Is a Party Animal

While Lindsay is busy pimping MySpace and having online wars with her dad, her brother [ed. note: huh?], Michael,  turned 21 which was enough reason for Dina Lohan to drag ... Read More »

Stuff You Probably Don’t Care About

I’ll be taking a break from regular posting, but here are some quick hits. There will be no third Narnia: Disney has decided to sever ties with Walden media effectively ending ... Read More »

Box Michael Lohan for $5,000

For a mere $5,000 starting bid, Michael Lohan will agree to step into a boxing ring with anyone who fronts the cash. The auction supposedly goes towards charity and will ... Read More »

Lindsay Has a Restraining Order

Fearing her erratic father might do something to jeopardize her safety, Lindsay Lohan decided to file a restraining order against him. Page Six reports: Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order ... Read More »

The Epic Battle Continues

Sometimes I get the feeling Michael Lohan doesn’t approve of Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Case in point. Michael Lohan’s scathing e-mail to X17online where he calls Samantha “dark, hideous and ... Read More »

Michael Uses His Dead Father as Media Bait

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. ... Read More »

Tell Daddy to Stop

Yesterday, Michael Lohan, suspicious about Lindsay’s drinking habits, issued a statement to the press to show his concern and basically called Samantha Ronson a bad influence. Michael also accused Sam ... Read More »

Lindsay Might Be Drinking Again

If you’re LIndsay’s dad, then your concern for your daughter’s well being extends only as far as the amount of publicity you can milk for showing said concern. Which is ... Read More »

Ashley Kaufmann Might Really Be a Lohan

Ashley Kaufmann’s pictures were revealed yesterday by OK! Magazine and In Touch. The modesty exhibited in them was puzzling because it is suspected Ashley has Lohan blood in her. You’d ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Possible Half-Sister Revealed

Both In Touch and OK! released photos of Lindsay Lohan’s supposed 13-year-old half-sister, Ashley Kaufmann, who was thought to be fathered by Michael Lohan during a break with his then ... Read More »
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