Stuff you probably don’t care about

I’ll be taking a break from regular posting, but here are some quick hits. There will be no third Narnia: Disney has decided to sever ties with Walden media effectively ending ... Read More »

Box Michael Lohan for $5,000

For a mere $5,000 starting bid, Michael Lohan will agree to step into a boxing ring with anyone who fronts the cash. The auction supposedly goes towards charity and will ... Read More »

Lindsay has a restraining order

Fearing her erratic father might do something to jeopardize her safety, Lindsay Lohan decided to file a restraining order against him. Page Six reports: Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order ... Read More »

The epic battle continues

Sometimes I get the feeling Michael Lohan doesn’t approve of Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Case in point. Michael Lohan’s scathing e-mail to X17online where he calls Samantha “dark, hideous and ... Read More »

Michael uses his dead father as media bait

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both blasted Michael Lohan yesterday for talking about LIndsay to the press in order to get attention. Michael responded yet again calling Dina a two-face. ... Read More »

Tell daddy to stop

Yesterday, Michael Lohan, suspicious about Lindsay’s drinking habits, issued a statement to the press to show his concern and basically called Samantha Ronson a bad influence. Michael also accused Sam ... Read More »

Lindsay might be drinking again

If you’re LIndsay’s dad, then your concern for your daughter’s well being extends only as far as the amount of publicity you can milk for showing said concern. Which is ... Read More »

Ashley Kaufmann might really be a Lohan

Ashley Kaufmann’s pictures were revealed yesterday by OK! Magazine and In Touch. The modesty exhibited in them was puzzling because it is suspected Ashley has Lohan blood in her. You’d ... Read More »