According to some girl, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick may soon have his own nude photo scandal if she finds a buyer for the photos she’s shopping around. She claims the photos, which are full frontal, are authentic as you can clearly see his Superman tattoo.

“Hi I am looking to sell the photo for financial gain. It is a picture of him that he sent to my cell phone of himself giving me every right to it. It is a full frontal picture taken in the hotel room where the eagles stay at away games while in Dallas Texas. The photo was taken less than a year ago and their is no way of denying it’s him due to all the tats that appear all over his body including his signature super man tatoo. I am also willing to part with exclusive photos of him and myself in hotel rooms while he is supposed to be engaged and a reformed family man. I know the value of these photos and that even playgirl has tried to offer him tons of money for one photo of himself naked. PETA would love to expose him. No one has ever exposed him in this way before. No one has had this type of access. I also have exclusive letters from prison, text messages, ect. As current as last week. I know what this will do for your company and where you can go with this. The world will be watching. Those who hate and love him both. He is In The media on a weekly basis. I however want to remain anonymous once this is out. I can give your site exclusives and tons of materials to keep the story valid and attention coming. The ball is currently in your court now.

Also, in the naked photo it is from the neck down with all tattoos visible. And it is a clear photo. He is in the bathroom of the hotel room the night before the game taking the photos of himself.” StarzUncut

I’m not sure if there’s a viable audience for convicted dog fighter Michael Vick’s penis. Most of the people who care about Michael Vick are dudes and 90% of them don’t want to imagine his dork waving around while he’s running around the field.

Michael Vick, Philadelphia Eagles back-up QB and canine bloodsport aficionado, will see his post-prison life documented in an upcoming reality show. Which is great if you were looking for life lessons from a guy who managed to piss away the potential to be one of the great athletes of his generation:

Michael Vick’s return to the NFL on Sept. 27 wasn’t exactly the storybook finish to a redemption story, but the media storm around his first game with the Philadelphia Eagles was enough to suggest people are still interested in the convicted dog fighter.

And so it is that BET (Black Entertainment Television) will air an eight-part “docu-series” on Vick’s post-prison life.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the series, which airs in 2010, won’t gloss over his arrest and imprisonment, but Vick hopes it will change the public’s perception of him anyway.

“I just want people to really get to know me as an individual,” Vick told the Times. “What I want to do is change the perception of me. I am a human being. I’ve made some mistakes in the past, and I wish it had never happened. But it’s not about how you fall, but about how you pick yourself up.”

When several of the pit bulls Vick abused and tortured were asked why they were taking so long to pick themselves up, they could merely offer some whimperings before returning to their electroshock-induced convulsions. Disappointing. This obviously speaks volumes to their character.

Michael Vick the dickhead dog killer has agreed to plead guilty to felony conspiracy charges next Monday and could face prison time. Vick accepted a plea deal that would help him avoid additional federal charges.

Court documents released last week showed that two of Vick’s alleged partners said he helped kill dogs that didn’t fight well, and that all three men “executed approximately eight dogs” in ways that included hanging and drowning.

The dogs were killed because they fared poorly in “testing” sessions in April at Vick’s property in Virginia where the dogfighting venture was based, according to documents released following plea agreement hearings Friday for Purnell Peace, 35, of Virginia Beach, and Quanis Phillips, 28, of Atlanta.

Michael Vick is an ass. That’s basically all anyone needs to know now. Meanwhile, NFL GM says you can count on Vick returning to the NFL. Not in Atlanta, but somewhere else as a running back.

“Teams may say one thing publicly. But if he gets out of jail, we’ll all be looking at Vick hard. We’re all whores in football. You know the saying. We’d sign an ax murderer if he has ability. He’ll be back. He won’t be back in Atlanta probably but he’ll be back in professional football. You can count on it.”

That’s if PETA doesn’t get to him first. Those guys are crazy. If you ever needed cheap assassins, tell PETA the guy you want killed stepped on a roach. To motivate them some more, mention that he stomped on it real hard and he videotaped and masturbated to it.