It’s my birthday Saturday so I’ll be in Vegas over the weekend until Monday. Maybe you’ll see new posts Monday and maybe you won’t. Maybe I’ll come back a millionaire or maybe I’ll come back with two broken legs. The only thing we know for sure is I lead a life of mystery and intrigue.

• Lindsay Lohan shows her belly. [The Skinny Website]
• Nelly Furtado will guest star on CSI:NY. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Nicolas Cage is quite the looker. [ICYDK]
• Sienna Miller is into older men. [Popsugar]
• No lesbian sex for Penelope Cruz. [Ninjadude]
• David Arquette Blames Angelina for Brad and Jenn’s Break-up. [A Socialite's Life]
• Hilary Swank never actually graduated from college. [Celebslam]
• Tara Reid swims with dolphins. [Celebrity Smack]
• Jessica Biel’s butt is nice. [CityRag]
• Nipply Michelle Monaghan. [Bastardly]
• 50 Cent makes condoms too. [Evil Beet]
• Yvonne Decarlo from the Munsters died. [Popbytes]