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She’s probably gay

April 16th, 20082 comments

Latina interviewed the sexually elusive Michelle Rodriguez and asked if she dug chicks. As expected, she gave a cryptic response.
First, she lets everyone know she’s repulsed that people want details about what she does with her vagina.
“What the majority of [people] want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that …

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Michelle Rodriguez released

January 10th, 20082 comments

Serving only 17 days, Michelle Rodriguez was released from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California. Originally, Michelle was to serve 180 days without the possibility of early release for her probation violation. There’s no word yet on why they let her out early. Until the news says otherwise, I’ll assume it’s because they …

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Michelle Rodriguez has a merry little X-Mas

December 24th, 20071 comment

Michelle Rodriguez checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood on Sunday to begin serving a 180 day sentence for violating probation.
The probation violation stems from a 2004 plea of no contest — the equivalent of guilty — to three traffic offenses in Los Angeles, including hit-and-run and drunken driving violations. She was previously …

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Michelle Rodriguez will return to jail

October 11th, 2007Respond

Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to six months in jail for violating probation for her DUI. In addition, Judge Daviann L. Mitchell said that there will be no early release despite overcrowding and she will need to perform 30 days of road clean-up duty.
“[She] admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of …

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Michelle Rodriguez is white?

April 24th, 20074 comments

While waiting for her face mask to dry, Michelle Rodriguez went shopping on Rodeo Drive. All I want to know is who’s gonna tell Papa Shango he has a daughter? That voodoo priest is one crazy cat.

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Michelle Rodriguez speaks

February 21st, 2007Respond

Michelle Rodriguez whined on her blog about her DUI and the injustice of everything surrounding the case.
We get stopped driving like 15 miles an hour down a 35 to 40 mph road. I cry, this sucks ass, I get over it take pictures with some cops at precinct on their camera phone, take a breathalyzer …

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In other news

January 29th, 2007Respond

Paula Abdul is woman of the year. [Yeeeah!]
Jaime Pressly pregnant at the SAG Awards. [Celebrity Smack]
Leo is single. [Evil Beet]
More from Paris Exposed here and here. [Celebitchy]
Paris Hilton’s ass backwards upskirt. [CityRag]
Eva Mendes at Ghost Rider. [ICYDK]
Mary-Kate Olsen has no taste. [Celebslam]
Miss USA admits to being an alcoholic. [ASL]
Michelle Rodriguez is still alive. [Glitterati]
Sophia Bush …

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Michelle and Kristanna are odd indeed

November 17th, 2006Respond

Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken are one of those odd pairings. Kristanna looks Amazonian standing next to Michelle and Michelle is so butch she sweats testosterone. It’s really hard to figure out who’s on top. My initial guess is Michelle, but what happens when Kristanna wants to be on top. She’d just use her gorilla …

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