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Michelle Trachtenberg Could Have Been Your Bella Swan

Michelle Trachtenberg starred in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and most recently Gossip Girl and Weeds. Us Weekly caught up with her and found out she was first pick to star ... Read More »

Pete Wentz and Michelle Trachtenberg?

Pete Wentz is slowly getting over his divorce with Ashlee Simpson. He’s even stopped sobbing long enough to maybe once again date Michelle Trachtenberg, who most people now know from ... Read More »

Michelle Trachtenberg fail

Actresses think they’re entitled to everything just because they read lines from a script someone else wrote for them. They should think again because people in the real world just ... Read More »

Fashion shows are serious business

I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie. Read More »

Michelle Trachtenberg did something

I’ll be honest. I have no clue who this is. Actress? Model? Reality Star? Let’s invent a back story for her. Let’s see. She looks like she starred in a ... Read More »

Michelle Trachtenberg is ghastly

Eek, it’s a ghost. Run! Michelle Trachtenberg was at the Killers concert at the Hard Rock looking like she fell into a vat of flour or a tub of sperm. ... Read More »

In other news

Rosie O’Donnell brings annoying to a whole new level. [Celebitchy] Kanye West sued by Evil Knievel. [CityRag] Borat is still pissing off people everywhere. [Celebrity Smack] The Black Man’s Burden: Narcissistic White People ... Read More »