I’ll be honest. I have no clue who this is. Actress? Model? Reality Star? Let’s invent a back story for her. Let’s see. She looks like she starred in a teenage coming-of-age story a la American Pie or Superbad. I peg her as the hot unattainable girl with heart of gold and ice cream filled …
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Michelle Trachtenberg is ghastly
August 7th, 20072 comments
Eek, it’s a ghost. Run! Michelle Trachtenberg was at the Killers concert at the Hard Rock looking like she fell into a vat of flour or a tub of sperm. Heh, but what weirdo keeps gallons of semen lying around. *Looks around nervously* Listen, you gotta be ready if a girl ever mentions bukkake. Get …
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