In a new book called “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story”, writer Jenny Paul alleges Mick Jagger had an affair with Angelina Jolie while he was still married to Jerry Hall. She claims they started seeing each other after Jolie starred in the video for Anybody Seen My Baby? while she was married to Johnny Le Miller. It’s also said they had another affair six years later in 2003 while Mick Jagger was with L’Wren Scott.

This is based on claims that the two were seen going back to Jagger’s room at the Oriental hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

The book also alleges Angelina was sleeping with Ralph Fiennes and dating Colin Farrell but ended that on account of his drinking problem.

Jenny also says other stuff like how Brad’s marriage to Aniston was pretty much over by the time they were seeing each other, how they want to have 13 children (some adopted, some biological) and now Brad wears the pants around the house.

I believe it because why the hell wouldn’t you want to sleep with Angelina Jolie. That’s like asking if you want fame, fortune and eternal happiness or do you prefer to be poor, fat and to die alone with AIDS.

Last week, Janice Dickinson appeared on Jonathan Ross and humiliated Mick Jagger saying, “Mick Jagger has a very small penis.” Now film director Julien Temple reveals while filming scenes for the 1982 movie Fitzcarraldo, Mick Jagger took to the jungle and performed an Amazonian marriage ritual in an attempt to enlarge his penis. The act involved putting bamboo over his member and filling it with bees so his penis would swell to the size of the bamboo.

Did it work? I really need to know. For, um, research purposes. Can I achieve the same results with PVC pipe from Home Depot? Again, for research. Hm, where to find bees? Uh, because I like honey and it’s cheaper making it yourself. Totally unrelated to the story. God, I hope my penis isn’t severley allergic to bee stings.