Mike Tyson, still got it. Who says he retired from boxing? NY Daily News reports Iron Mike got into a scuffle with a photographer at LAX:

A source said Tyson…told investigators the photographer hit him in an apparent attempt to provoke him for a dramatic shot.

The 43-year-old Brooklyn-born boxer responded by dropping the guy with one punch.

Iron Mike literally bit the ear off Evander Holyfield in a match. He once threatened to eat his opponent’s children. Professionally trained boxers are scared of him. And this photog, with all the wisdom in his tiny little head, decides to provoke Mike Tyson. This photog, as a child, probably DID feed the animals, DID run with scissors and DID stick forks in electric sockets.

TMZ also says:

The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, leaving a trail of blood.

TMZ forgot to add that he pissed his pants out of fear and left a trail of shit from getting the crap knocked out of him.

On Monday, Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter had to be put on life support after being found hanging from a treadmill cord.

According to TMZ, the Phoenix Police Department released a statement today saying Exodus Tyson was pronounced dead at 11:45 AM at the hospital. They’ve ruled it an accidental death.

Yikes! Kristie Alley was right. Treadmills were invented by the devil. RIP Exodus Tyson.

On Monday morning, Mikey Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter, Exodus, was found hanging from a treadmill cord by her 7-year-old brother. The brother alerted mom who unwrapped the noose from her neck and called 911. Responding firefighters attempted CPR and rushed Exodus to St. Joe’s Hospital where she is currently in critical condition and on life support.

Just another reason I don’t go running on treadmills. You never hear horror stories about ice cream choking someone out and putting them on life support.

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Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?

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• Pete Doherty caught on tape shooting up after his Buddhist commitment ceremony with Kate Moss. It just doesn’t stop. [Yeeeah!]
• Dedication with Mandy Moore is good. Mandy Moore is on the upswing. [Pajiba]
• Mike Tyson checked into Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland rehab. This should be fun. [Celebitchy]
• Natalie Portman does Prague. [Celebrity Smack]
• Gene Simmons and Nicholas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
• Kristen Davis from Sex and the City wants closure. Still talking about that show huh? [ICYDK]
• Miss USA Tara Conner admits to the world what everybody knows. She did cocaine. [Just Jared]
• Will Uma quit acting? [Glitterati]

Special bonus non-celebrity related video via RockStar Mommy. Kind of old, but I just thought this was hilarious. Towards the end it gets better and better and better. Too bad it’s been proven fake.

Mike Tyson was arrested for suspicion of DUI and possession of cocaine at about 1:45 a.m. this morning after he almost hit a sheriff’s car.

“He showed signs of impairment and voluntarily submitted to field sobriety tests,” said Hall, a member of the Buckeye Police Department who was working in the area as part of a holiday DUI task force.

Hall said Tyson was placed under arrest after “showing more signs of impairment” during the field sobriety tests. Police then found cocaine on him and in his car, Hall said. The boxer was alone in the car.

He has been booked in Maricopa County jail and has been separated from the other inmates from his own safety (HIS saftey?). Why can’t Iron Mike just punch through the prison walls with his supposed lethal weapons? What a sissy.

Update: Tyson appeared in court and was charged with one felony count of narcotic drug possession. He must submit to drug tests and not leave Arizona. Genius Mike Tyson admitted to using illegal substances over the last few days when he was pulled over.