Mila Kunis is the new face of Dior and here are a few shots from her new Dior campaign. She looks hot and almost makes everyone forget about Dior’s ex head designer John Galliano who was kicked out after being filmed declaring his love for Hitler and calling a woman ugly. Which is laughable because John Galliano looks like a villain a 5-year-old would draw.

Since Justin Timberlake kept his promise to attend the Marine Corps Ball with Cpl Kelsey De Santis, Mila Kunis couldn’t back out of her date with Sgt. Scott Moore at the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina on Saturday.

Mila showed up to the event and managed not to make a spectacle of herself. That’s all one can ever ask from both a celebrity and your mom.

GQ did something right for once and named Mila Kunis their Knockout of the Year. In the December issue, Mila talks about living in the USSR and moving to America and how her parents used acting school as a daycare.

Kunis on living in Chernovtsy, in what was the USSR, until the second grade:
“It wasn’t, like, a full-on village,” Kunis protests with a giggle. “We had a movie theater. Streets were paved. We had a normal school.”

…on getting into action upon her family’s move to Los Angeles:
“My English was a little janky. I didn’t have very many friends. And there was this place advertised on the radio as a place for kids to meet other kids—an acting class. My parents couldn’t afford a babysitter. They said, ‘Great, that takes up our Saturday.’”

…on her profession, and not taking it too seriously:
“I love what I do, but my theory is that it’s people who doubt what they do and want to prove it to you, they’re like ‘It’s art. I create art. It’s art, art, art.’ I’m like, Holy shit, are you fucking kidding me? I run around and pretend I’m someone else for twelve hours; I record Family Guy [she voices Meg]. Then I get to go home and watch Jersey Shore.”

Not only is Mila sexy and funny but she’s also a witch.

GQ writer Michael Idov hangs out with Mila just as he loses his voice and is suffering from a cough, and Mila comes to his aid with her own remedy concoction to help him get better (a bottle of Cabernet Franc, green-tea powder, two gelcaps of fish oil, apple-cider vinegar, Ayurvedic chai, and vodka, all boiled in a sauce pan).

Ahh! Witch! Burn this white devil at the stake!

Hot on the heels of Scarlett Johansson’s leaked nude pics that the FBI is helping her out with, which is ridiculous by the way, Mila Kunis had her own cell phone/email hacked.

Four pictures have been leaked including two of Justin Timberlake. One shows Justin laying shirtless in a bed, another shows Timberlake wearing pink panties over his head, a third photo shows Mila in a bathtub but you can only see her head and the fourth photo is an explicit photo of a mystery man. Hackers have also included text purportedly between Justin and Mila.

One thing you can always count on in this world are celebrities who can’t secure a cell phone. God bless these technological retards. Without their blissful ignorance, we’d never get to see them naked.

At a Friends With Benefits press junket in Moscow, Mila Kunis fielded some questions in her native Russian while Justin Timberlake sat by her side like a dork waiting for the translation through his earpiece.

One of the reporters asked Justin why he was in movies. Before the question could be translated for Justin, Mila, a little annoyed, stepped in and answered. Well, not answered. More like she gave the reporter a tongue-lashing for asking such an inane question. Translation of video below provided by Atae Hone from The Daily What.

Reporter: “I have two questions – about the movie and the sex–”
Mila: “What?” (in a “didn’t hear you clearly” way)
Reporter: “About the movie and the sex.”
Mila: “Oh, I thought I misheard you about the sex.”
Justin: “I don’t like this! =)”
Reporter: “What brought you into movies? WHY ARE YOU IN MOVIES?”
Mila: “What?!”
Reporter: “Why movies?”
Mila: “Why movies?”
Reporter: “Well, many showbiz persons move to movies, and sometimes it’s for the better, but why is Justin in movies?”
Mila: “Wait, you’re asking why he wants to be in movies?”
Reporter: “Yes.”
Mila: “What would you rather have him do?”
CROWD: LOL, applause
Reporter: indiscernible under the applause
Mila: “Huh?”
Reporter: “I mean, isn’t showbiz enough?”
Mila (exasperated): “Well, if he WANTS to make movies, and he can, why shouldn’t he? What sort of question is that? Why are YOU here?”
CROWD: LOL, more applause
Reporter: “Well, I’m doing my job.”
Mila: “Well, he’s doing his. It’s the same thing!”
(turns to Justin, asks in English if he needs the exchange translated, he replies that he’s getting it in the earpiece, but delayed)
Justin: “This is my bodyguard!”

That was hot. Especially when Mila threw that “you’re so stupid I’m going to kill you” stare at the reporter. Arguing with Mila would be next to impossible. Once she starts speaking Russian, you just melt and little cartoon hearts would float up and burst above your head.

Mila Kunis graces the August issue of GQ where she talks about Friends With Benefits and being a Trekkie. Great. So Mila Kunis is pandering to geeks now? Not quite.

First up is the obligatory have you ever or would you have a friend with benefits. Turns out she’s no fun. Boo.

GQ: Your new movie is called Friends with Benefits. Ever been in one of those relationships?

Mila Kunis: Oy. I haven’t, but I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture?

GQ: It’s because they enjoy sex.

Mila Kunis: But friends with benefits isn’t a purely sexual relationship—it’s two people who like each other having sex, not a random hookup. And when two people who like each other have sex, eventually someone catches feelings and everything is fucked. You might be able to treat our relationship as killing time. I might not. I may be in love with you.

That’s debatable. I can assure you the women who have sex with me don’t like me at all. But I digress.

Later on in the interview, Mila Kunis discusses her fascination with Star Trek.

GQ: When did you get into Star Trek?

Mila Kunis: I got into it in my late teens—18, 19, 20. Something like that. I got into it later than most people. But let’s not talk about it in the past tense. I’m still a Star Trek fan. You never stop being one. Let me give you my rundown of the series in order of most favorite to least favorite.

GQ: I definitely have my answer to this. Let’s hear it.

Mila Kunis: Okay. You should know this list is an ongoing argument between Seth MacFarlane and myself. But I have it: The Next Generation; the original series; then Voyager—

GQ: Okay, you’re already wrong.

Mila Kunis: Fuck. You and I are in trouble already. This always happens with Star Trek fans. After Voyager, then I have Deep Space Nine. Then last is Enterprise.

Cough*nerd*cough! Can someone find a trash can? I have an overwhelming urge to put her in one. Granted, that really depends on this last question. Has she attended any conventions and/or Star Trek theme bars. Be careful, Mila. How extreme your wedgie is is determined by your answer.

GQ: Did your Star Trek fandom extend further than just watching the show?

Mila Kunis: Uh, I went a little bit further.

GQ: How so?

Mila Kunis: I went to the Star Trek Experience in Vegas maybe five years ago. I hung out with a bunch of fake characters inside Quark’s bar. [Ed note: Quark was the name of the Ferengi bartender on DS9.] There were all these actors there pretending to be the different characters from the different shows. Yes, I loved it.

GQ: Please tell me you didn’t go by yourself.

Mila Kunis: No! I went with friends. I’m not that big of a loser. But I also have a signed Leonard Nimoy photo in a little frame that a girlfriend gave to me for my 21st birthday. And I’ve got a bunch of vintage Star Trek figurines given to me by Jason Segel. God, it’s so embarrassing.

*Shakes head* I didn’t want to do this but. *Grabs Mila’s panties with two hands* *Pulls until an audible snap is heard*

The other day, Charlie Sheen chose Mila Kunis as his next goddess. During a stop in Columbus on his Torpedo of Truth tour, Sheen said about  Mila, “Here’s the good news. My goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved.” Well, that does sound like good news!

Sheen laid out a plan to stalk her Facebook page, determine her ‘Likes’ and buy every one of them. He wouldn’t even care if Mila stole anything from him. “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis,” Sheen said. “If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t , trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”

To everyone’s surprise, Mila Kunis turned that offer down. Friends of Kunis said, “Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out.” Which is odd. Who wouldn’t want to date a psychopath prone to violent fits of rage? Charlie sounds exciting. Like a Tasmanian devil on cocaine. As opposed to that Macaulay Culkin she used to date who sounded boring. Like a guy who wouldn’t threaten to kill her with a knife because she forgot the ham in his sandwich.

Darren Aronofsky and now Mila Kunis have both come to the defense of Natalie Portman amidst her body double’s claims that she performed 95% of Natalie’s dance scenes in the movie. Kunis denies it saying Natalie danced her ass off.

“Natalie danced her a– off,” says Kunis. “I think it’s unfortunate that this is coming out and taking attention away from [the praise] Natalie deserved and got.”

Kunis also says Portman has been honest about how much of the demanding footwork she was — and wasn’t — able to do. “She’ll tell you [that], no, she was not on pointe when she did a fouetté [turn]. No one’s going to deny that. But she did do every ounce of every one of her dances,” she says. “[Lane] wasn’t used for everything. It was more like a safety net. If Nat wasn’t able to do something, you’d have a safety net. The same thing that I had — I had a double as a safety net. We all did. No one ever denied it.”

Sure, sure. That’s all well and good but let’s move on to more important questions such as, how many takes did that lesbian scene require, will you do another lesbian scene again and any other news related to girl on girl. Maybe a description of past real world experience, perhaps?

Days after Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced their split, people with too much time on their hands began speculating that Mila Kunis was the cause of the break-up because she co-starred in the movie Friends with Benefits with him. Ah ha! If the title of their movie isn’t solid evidence of what they’re doing in real life, then I don’t know what is. Movies don’t lie. However, a source close to Justin says it isn’t true. Suuuure. “Source.”

“Mila had nothing to do with their break-up,” the source says. “In fact, no one came between them. They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on.”

“They’re not in a relationship,” the source says. “They star in a movie called Friends with Benefits but they’re just friends. That’s it. They are not together.”

Is this source Justin’s mom? Because it sure sounds like it. All that’s needed is another quote that reads, “Now leave my baby alone! Justin is a nice boy.”

Here’s stuff I missed during the week condensed into one post. Without the pulp.

- Mila Kunis is in the February edition of the L.A. Times magazine where she continued looking hot. In the interview, she said comedies are just as hard, if not harder than dramas. Hehe, she said hard. Also, she’s loaded and doesn’t need to work if she doesn’t have to. Pictures start here.

- Heidi Klum is in the March edition of Lucky Magazine where she says her personal style icon is her mother, that when she’s happy she likes to pig out on a Big Mac, fries and a Coke and that she loves shopping with her gay husband Michael Ostrow who tells her it’s not the pants that make her look fat, it’s her ass. I never knew Seal’s gay alter ego had its own name or that it was so bitchy. Pictures start here.

- Maria Kanellis, WWE diva/Celebrity Apprentice contestant, did a photo shoot in Huntington Beach yesterday afternoon for an ad campaign for her Maria Kanellis Signature Perfume Line. Why they thought to send this to me, I have no idea. It must be my love for girls in bikinis. They sure do know the fastest way to my heart. Pictures start here.

- TMZ captured 12 seconds worth of footage of Charlie Sheen dancing with a bunch of women before his 36-hour bender. Then they looped the video 5 times and put it in slow motion at the end just in case we missed any of those 12 seconds. Which I did. Thanks, guys. Bonus: Charlie Sheen has a fancy grill.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis have been spotted hanging out together at the PEOPLE/Entertainment Industry Foundation SAG Gala and then they were inseparable at a party thrown by the Weinstein Company and Dewars. A source says they’re just friends but magazines don’t throw around those adjectives without implying something.

This might be interesting news to Jessica Biel because she and Justin are reportedly still dating even though they haven’t been photographed together for months. I don’t know about other women, but if I was a girl, I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to be hanging out with a hot, newly single piece like Mila Kunis. Unless I was invited to join in on the fun and only if I wasn’t a woman, I was me and the only if Justin got the hell out so it would be just me and Mila. The point is, a lot of conditions would have to be met for me to let this keep going on.

And here’s Natalie Portman’s counterpart Mila Kunis, the Black Swan. She didn’t win anything at the SAG Awards yesterday but at least she wasn’t pregnant. So, in essence, she was the real big winner that night.

Mila Kunis, 27. was blind in one eye due to chronic iritis during the filming of Black Swan. She told February’s Cosmopolitan Magazine, “I was blind in one eye for many years and nobody knew.” But she got it fixed with corrective surgery so everything is all good now.

Mila explained, “I’m not blind anymore. I had surgery a couple of months ago. They cut it open and dropped a new lens in there.”

Cool story, bro! I got another one. I was hungry this morning. Like, really hungry. Starving even. It’s okay though. I went downstairs and ate something.