Miley Cyrus is terrifying in “Sex and the City 2″

These shots of Miley Cyrus on the set of Sex and the City 2 make no sense. In fact, they sort of creep me out. It’s like dressing a six-year-old ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus explains quitting Twitter, in rhyme

Last week Miley Cyrus abruptly deleted her Twitter account leaving millions of pre-teens lost and confused and search for new meaning in their Twitter stream. At first, people speculated that ... Read More »

Miley quits Twitter

Miley Cyrus has quit twitter and in true Cyrus fashion, I think everyone owes the good Lord a short prayer of thanks. Or, if you don’t believe in, don’t ... Read More »

Fake Miley Cyrus blowjob pic is fake

A photo allegedly depicting Miley Cyrus, um, “sucking the tip” was being passed around today like a tube of cookie dough at a Jenny Craig after-party. No word on who ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus double dates with… Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel?

What fresh hell? Last I checked, Miley was 16 and this fella Carter Jenkins was 17. Justin and Jessica are, you know, adults, and are actually legitimate celebrities. So what ... Read More »

Billy Ray Cyrus sounds like a cool dad

Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t see any problem with Miley Cyrus’ pole dance performance at the Teen Choice Awards this month. Cyrus, sort of dodging the subject, said, “You know what? ... Read More »

The Cyrus’ really loves their poles

Footage of Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah working the pole has been found. This was at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards. Admittedly, they’re not actually dancing like strippers, ... Read More »

Whores

Dlisted found this photo of Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 club. As you can see, these ... Read More »