Last night at the Playboy Mansion when Jayde Nicole was accepting her award for 2008 Playmate of the Year, Extra asked Hugh Hefner if he’d consider having Miley Cyrus pose for his magazine once she’s of legal age. Hugh replied, “indubitably,” or something along those lines.
“Certainly she’d be welcome to the magazine. She’s a very …

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To preface, I have no idea what any of this means and this most likely will mean nothing to you either. This is akin to a second grader trying to read A Clockwork Orange. The only name I recognize in this whole mess is Miley Cyrus. There’s also a pretty good chance the anonymous guy …

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Days after Miley Cyrus’ brazen disregard for the sanctity of Disney’s image, the Mickey Mouse execs pulled her from an appearance she was to make on the red carpet in Orlando on Friday for the Disney Channel Games. Disney didn’t give a reason for the change in plans, but it’s obvious they think they need …

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Fearing their $1 billion Hannah Montana empire may take a big hit from the recent Annie Leibovitz photo shoot debacle, execs from the Disney Channel have ordered Miley Cyrus to stay out of the public eye for the time being.
“You won’t be seeing her for a while,” a highranking Disney employee was overheard saying …

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As Miley Cyrus’ hormones begin to rage, handlers are having a harder time keeping the 15-year-old Disney star virginal. Last week, pictures of Miley flashing her bra caused a minor stir. Over the weekend, pictures of a “topless” Miley shot by famed photographer, Annie Leibovitz , for Vanity Fair caused even more controversy. Disney says …

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At only 15 years of age, Miley Cyrus has amassed a fortune so huge that she’d be able to make Lindsay Lohan punch herself in the ovaries repeatedly for 8 hours straight with a snap of her fingers. That fortune will now become even bigger as Miley signed a seven-figure book deal with Disney Book …

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These pictures of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus are supposed to be scandalous. They’re far from deserving such a label. The only scandalous thing here is that someone forgot to use the red-eye reduction option on their camera. Evidently the word “amateur” can now be used to describe both the cameraman and my favorite type of porn.

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Last night was Idol Gives Back day where a bunch of stars performed for charities. Miley Cyrus was one of those performers and she terrifies me. Not because she’s a down to earth girl who hasn’t become pregnant, sent to rehab or defiled by Hollywood, but at 15, she sounds like a 30 year old. …

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