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Miley Cyrus Was a Born Entertainer

Miley Cyrus performed at Rock in Rio, Lisbon on Saturday in front of a bunch of little kids while wearing a skin tight leotard and doing her best impression of ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Going to College

If you dreamed of running into Miley Cyrus at MTSU, NYU, UCLA, USC or whatever college she may attend, you’re out of luck because she’s not going to any of ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Does the Bikini Thing

Miley Cyrus hit up a Mexican beach in a bikini and walked around like a tarted up whore. No. Just kidding. She wore a polka dot bikini and wandered around ... Read More »

Billy Ray Cyrus: “No Biggie”

A couple days ago, a video showing Miley Cyrus grinding up against 44-year-old Adam Shankman at the after party for The Last Song was released. TMZ noted that several people ... Read More »

It’s the Miley Cyrus Lap Dance Video

It was reported yesterday that a tape featuring Miley Cyrus doing a sexually suggestive dance with 44-year-old Adam Shankman at the wrap party for The Last Song was floating around ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Has a Lap Dance Tape

Since Miley Cyrus is 17, she can’t have a sex tape yet so the best she can hope for now is a lap dance tape. Radar reports that a video ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Debuts New Music Video

Miley Cyrus dresses up as a crow for her new video for “Can’t Be Tamed”. Bird Cyrus I call her. I wonder if this is her trying to cross over ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Wants to Marry Liam When She Turns 18

Because 17-year-olds definitely aren’t prone to rushing into things, a source says Miley Cyrus wants to marry her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth as soon as she turns 18. They say, “She’s ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Make Their Debut

Eeeee! That’s the sound I made when I saw Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together at the premiere of their movie The Last Song before I started hyperventilating and before ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Explains the Internet

Miley Cyrus left Twitter a while back leaving her followers lost and without a leader. Now she explains to Movieline why she had forsaken them. Before you start, here’s a ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus at the Oscars

Is Miley Cyrus even old enough to be here? Do they serve alcohol at the Kodak Theatre? They really need to talk to security about checking IDs. I mean, I ... Read More »

Joaquin Phoenix Is Not Crazy Anymore, Maybe

Early last year Joaquin Phoenix began an illustrious rapping career and started acting like a crazy homeless person. That was all in the name of art as Casey Affleck was ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Is Moving in + Miley Ending Her Show

Miley Cyrus’ almost 20-year-old boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, has supposedly moved in with her just like her old boyfriend, um, what’s his name. The National Enquirer via Showbiz Spy reports: Miley’s parents ... Read More »

Noah Cyrus Is a Hot Bitch

Not really. But I suspect that’s what she wants people to think. Miley Cyrus’ sister, 9-year-old Noah, did her own rendition of Akon’s Smack That complete with dance and ass ... Read More »

Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus Met the Queen of England

After her Royal Variety Performance where she was suspended 30 feet in the air playing a piano, Lady Gaga met up with Queen Elizabeth II. The two were said to ... Read More »

This Is Not a Good Sign

I didn’t see this yesterday with the bikini photos because I don’t stare at 17-year-old girls’ tits (heh heh heh), but apparently the pervs at The Daily Mail do which ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is in Miami

God knows what Miley Cyrus was doing in Miami today. Probably part of some Dateline sting operation. I’m not falling for this. Again. Read More »

Miley Cyrus Tour Kills One

For Disney to maintain Miley Cyrus’ popularity, they need ritual sacrifices. Today they offered one of their own. A driver for one of Miley’s tour buses. Reports say a 14 passenger ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Annoying

Miley Cyrus sucked down 3 packs of cigarettes and caught three strains of H1N1 before using her truck driver voice to haunt the masses in an interview with some creepy ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Terrifying in “Sex and the City 2″

These shots of Miley Cyrus on the set of Sex and the City 2 make no sense. In fact, they sort of creep me out. It’s like dressing a six-year-old ... Read More »