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Disney imprisons Miley Cyrus

May 2nd, 20085 comments

Days after Miley Cyrus’ brazen disregard for the sanctity of Disney’s image, the Mickey Mouse execs pulled her from an appearance she was to make on the red carpet in Orlando on Friday for the Disney Channel Games. Disney didn’t give a reason for the change in plans, but it’s obvious they think they need …

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Execs concerned about their golden goose

April 29th, 20084 comments

Fearing their $1 billion Hannah Montana empire may take a big hit from the recent Annie Leibovitz photo shoot debacle, execs from the Disney Channel have ordered Miley Cyrus to stay out of the public eye for the time being.
“You won’t be seeing her for a while,” a highranking Disney employee was overheard saying …

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Miley Cyrus is controversial

April 28th, 20089 comments

As Miley Cyrus’ hormones begin to rage, handlers are having a harder time keeping the 15-year-old Disney star virginal. Last week, pictures of Miley flashing her bra caused a minor stir. Over the weekend, pictures of a “topless” Miley shot by famed photographer, Annie Leibovitz , for Vanity Fair caused even more controversy. Disney says …

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You will never be as rich as Miley Cyrus

April 23rd, 2008Respond

At only 15 years of age, Miley Cyrus has amassed a fortune so huge that she’d be able to make Lindsay Lohan punch herself in the ovaries repeatedly for 8 hours straight with a snap of her fingers. That fortune will now become even bigger as Miley signed a seven-figure book deal with Disney Book …

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Miley Cyrus likes to have fun too

April 21st, 200841 comments

These pictures of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus are supposed to be scandalous. They’re far from deserving such a label. The only scandalous thing here is that someone forgot to use the red-eye reduction option on their camera. Evidently the word “amateur” can now be used to describe both the cameraman and my favorite type of porn.

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Miley Cyrus performed at Idol Gives Back

April 7th, 20082 comments

Last night was Idol Gives Back day where a bunch of stars performed for charities. Miley Cyrus was one of those performers and she terrifies me. Not because she’s a down to earth girl who hasn’t become pregnant, sent to rehab or defiled by Hollywood, but at 15, she sounds like a 30 year old. …

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No one likes Britney anymore

March 26th, 2008Respond

Normally, hundreds of paparazzi would follow Britney’s every move waiting for the money shot. It seems the honeymoon might be over as paparazzi have reportedly lost interest in Britney Spears. Yesterday, there were “less than a half dozen covering Britney” says photographer Brad Elterman. “Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. …

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Miley Cyrus, the downward spiral begins

March 24th, 20084 comments

First came the lesbian experimentation. Then the racy bikini shots. Followed by the goth phase.
And now these pics of a haggard Miley wandering around LA. Where is her stylist? I want to know right now. Look at that unkempt hair. And flannel? People still wear flannel? Face it, she’s on her way to has-been status. …

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