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Miley Cyrus Explains Quitting Twitter, in Rhyme

Last week Miley Cyrus abruptly deleted her Twitter account leaving millions of pre-teens lost and confused and search for new meaning in their Twitter stream. At first, people speculated that ... Read More »

Miley Quits Twitter

Miley Cyrus has quit twitter and in true Cyrus fashion, I think everyone owes the good Lord a short prayer of thanks. Or, if you don’t believe in, don’t ... Read More »

Fake Miley Cyrus Blowjob Pic Is Fake

A photo allegedly depicting Miley Cyrus, um, “sucking the tip” was being passed around today like a tube of cookie dough at a Jenny Craig after-party. No word on who ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Double Dates With… Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel?

What fresh hell? Last I checked, Miley was 16 and this fella Carter Jenkins was 17. Justin and Jessica are, you know, adults, and are actually legitimate celebrities. So what ... Read More »

Billy Ray Cyrus Sounds Like a Cool Dad

Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t see any problem with Miley Cyrus’ pole dance performance at the Teen Choice Awards this month. Cyrus, sort of dodging the subject, said, “You know what? ... Read More »

The Cyrus’ Really Loves Their Poles

Footage of Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah working the pole has been found. This was at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards. Admittedly, they’re not actually dancing like strippers, ... Read More »

Whores

Dlisted found this photo of Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 club. As you can see, these ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Controversial

Miley Cyrus, 16, was “goofing” around the dressing room of The Last Song with director Adam Shankman and these pictures are the sexy creepy results. Shankman said this about the ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Jetskiing

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus looking a little doughy? Oh and before you answer that, let me silently motion to that ankle bracelet you’re wearing. Read More »

What a Little Whore

Here’s Miley Cyrus making out with Liam Hemsworth in the ocean. Actually, it’s a scene from a movie she’s filming called The Last Song. Aw, this brings back memories of me ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Rebelling

Miley Cyrus updated her Twitter yesterday with a picture of her and her mother at dinner in Savannah. Looks like Miley is finally hitting the awkward teen years because she ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Single

Good news for Justin Gaston. He’ll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law because, despite the fact he has a shirt woven ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Does the Bikini Thing

If you’re the type of person who’s really into Miley Cyrus bikini pictures, then here you go. Enjoy it while you can because I’ve traced your IP and helped you ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Can’t Decide

Miley Cyrus and that gay Jonas brother, no the other one, Nick Jonas, have gotten back together. Friends say Nick is insisting Miley break it off with current boyfriend Justin ... Read More »

Billy Ray Cyrus Is Not Amused

Jamie Foxx apologized on Tuesday for comments he made on his Sirius radio show where he said Miley Cyrus needed a gum transplant, make a sex tape and catch chlamydia ... Read More »

Jamie Foxx Apologizes to Miley for That Chlamydia Thing

Jamie Foxx was a guest on Jay Leno last night promoting his upcoming film The Soloist where he publicly apologized for telling Miley to get a gum transplant, make a ... Read More »

Miley Should “Catch Chlamydia on a Bicycle Seat”

Jamie Foxx has a Sirius show called The Foxxhole which sounds really gay, but anyway. Over the weekend, he and his cohorts talked about Miley swearing to ruin Radiohead’s career ... Read More »

Tell Me More About This “God” Fellow

Miley Cyrus says that since meeting her 20-year-old boyfriend, she’s become closer to the Lord. “I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him,” she says on The Rachael ... Read More »

Radiohead Bitchslaps Miley Cyrus

Back at the Grammys, Miley Cyrus wanted to meet her most favorite band in the whole wide world, Radiohead, and told her managers to do everything they could to make ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Blasé

Remember those Miley Cyrus jogging photos from yesterday that made it seem like she was itching for a photo op? Miley says that wasn’t what that was about. There’s a ... Read More »