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Miley Cyrus maybe hacked, may endorse condoms

This picture may or may not be a new hacked Miley Cyrus cell phone picture. You can’t really see her face so there’s no definitive proof, but if my years ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus wants to get naked

Industry insiders believe that Miley Cyrus’ “controversial” Vanity Fair photo shoot was a calculated move to transition her into adulthood. There is now talk that Miley is interested in the ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston wants to ride on Miley Cyrus’ coattails

Jennifer Aniston hasn’t had a lot of success in her film career. She’s had a few notable roles in The Break-Up, Office Space and the awesome Leprechaun movie, but none ... Read More »

How will this work?

Miley Cyrus has always expressed a great love for Sex and the City and an even greater love for the watered down primetime version they show on TBS. She is ... Read More »

Katy Perry is into minors

Katy Perry, 23, best known for the song I Kissed A Girl or as Zooey Deschanel with bigger tits, was asked who her dream girl-on-girl kiss would be with. Apparently, ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus was haxored

Some guy allegedly hacked Miley Cyrus’ iPhone and leaked the pictures over the weekend. He claims they were sent to Nick Jonas of the Jonas brothers. In one of them, ... Read More »

Hannah Montanna’s candy looks delicious

Hannah Montanna aka Miley Cyrus aka 15 released a “Concert Candy” described as sweet and sour gummies in the shape of guitars and saxophones. The only thing is is that ... Read More »

Hugh Heffner is a perv

Last night at the Playboy Mansion when Jayde Nicole was accepting her award for 2008 Playmate of the Year, Extra asked Hugh Hefner if he’d consider having Miley Cyrus pose ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus? Montana Tucker? Adam Sevani? What?

To preface, I have no idea what any of this means and this most likely will mean nothing to you either. This is akin to a second grader trying to ... Read More »

Disney imprisons Miley Cyrus

Days after Miley Cyrus’ brazen disregard for the sanctity of Disney’s image, the Mickey Mouse execs pulled her from an appearance she was to make on the red carpet in ... Read More »

Execs concerned about their golden goose

Fearing their $1 billion Hannah Montana empire may take a big hit from the recent Annie Leibovitz photo shoot debacle, execs from the Disney Channel have ordered Miley Cyrus to ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is controversial

As Miley Cyrus’ hormones begin to rage, handlers are having a harder time keeping the 15-year-old Disney star virginal. Last week, pictures of Miley flashing her bra caused a minor ... Read More »

You will never be as rich as Miley Cyrus

At only 15 years of age, Miley Cyrus has amassed a fortune so huge that she’d be able to make Lindsay Lohan punch herself in the ovaries repeatedly for 8 ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus likes to have fun too

These pictures of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus are supposed to be scandalous. They’re far from deserving such a label. The only scandalous thing here is that someone forgot to use the ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus performed at Idol Gives Back

Last night was Idol Gives Back day where a bunch of stars performed for charities. Miley Cyrus was one of those performers and she terrifies me. Not because she’s a ... Read More »

No one likes Britney anymore

Normally, hundreds of paparazzi would follow Britney’s every move waiting for the money shot. It seems the honeymoon might be over as paparazzi have reportedly lost interest in Britney Spears. ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus, the downward spiral begins

First came the lesbian experimentation. Then the racy bikini shots. Followed by the goth phase. And now these pics of a haggard Miley wandering around LA. Where is her stylist? I ... Read More »

This is really creepy

15-year-old Miley Cyrus also made an appearance at the Grammys. She looked like this. I’m not sure what she was going for. The “soul eater” look or the “I just ... Read More »

Hannah Montanna is #1

Four films opened over Super Bowl weekend. One of them managed to make $29 million. It wasn’t Jessica Alba’s The Eye (no. 2), it wasn’t Eva Longoria’s Over Her ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus does the wet bikini thing?

These pictures are a few days old, but whatever. Here’s Miley Cyrus self-shooting herself in a bikini trying to be racier than she should be. It’s an interesting follow up ... Read More »