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Hannah Montanna’s candy looks delicious

Hannah Montanna aka Miley Cyrus aka 15 released a “Concert Candy” described as sweet and sour gummies in the shape of guitars and saxophones. The only thing is is that ... Read More »

Hugh Heffner is a perv

Last night at the Playboy Mansion when Jayde Nicole was accepting her award for 2008 Playmate of the Year, Extra asked Hugh Hefner if he’d consider having Miley Cyrus pose ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus? Montana Tucker? Adam Sevani? What?

To preface, I have no idea what any of this means and this most likely will mean nothing to you either. This is akin to a second grader trying to ... Read More »

Disney imprisons Miley Cyrus

Days after Miley Cyrus’ brazen disregard for the sanctity of Disney’s image, the Mickey Mouse execs pulled her from an appearance she was to make on the red carpet in ... Read More »

Execs concerned about their golden goose

Fearing their $1 billion Hannah Montana empire may take a big hit from the recent Annie Leibovitz photo shoot debacle, execs from the Disney Channel have ordered Miley Cyrus to ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is controversial

As Miley Cyrus’ hormones begin to rage, handlers are having a harder time keeping the 15-year-old Disney star virginal. Last week, pictures of Miley flashing her bra caused a minor ... Read More »

You will never be as rich as Miley Cyrus

At only 15 years of age, Miley Cyrus has amassed a fortune so huge that she’d be able to make Lindsay Lohan punch herself in the ovaries repeatedly for 8 ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus likes to have fun too

These pictures of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus are supposed to be scandalous. They’re far from deserving such a label. The only scandalous thing here is that someone forgot to use the ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus performed at Idol Gives Back

Last night was Idol Gives Back day where a bunch of stars performed for charities. Miley Cyrus was one of those performers and she terrifies me. Not because she’s a ... Read More »

No one likes Britney anymore

Normally, hundreds of paparazzi would follow Britney’s every move waiting for the money shot. It seems the honeymoon might be over as paparazzi have reportedly lost interest in Britney Spears. ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus, the downward spiral begins

First came the lesbian experimentation. Then the racy bikini shots. Followed by the goth phase. And now these pics of a haggard Miley wandering around LA. Where is her stylist? I ... Read More »

This is really creepy

15-year-old Miley Cyrus also made an appearance at the Grammys. She looked like this. I’m not sure what she was going for. The “soul eater” look or the “I just ... Read More »

Hannah Montanna is #1

Four films opened over Super Bowl weekend. One of them managed to make $29 million. It wasn’t Jessica Alba’s The Eye (no. 2), it wasn’t Eva Longoria’s Over Her ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus does the wet bikini thing?

These pictures are a few days old, but whatever. Here’s Miley Cyrus self-shooting herself in a bikini trying to be racier than she should be. It’s an interesting follow up ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus denies lesbian tendencies

Provocative photos were leaked of little Miley Cyrus last week. They show her passing candy from her lips to another girl’s and rolling around in sleepwear on a hotel floor. ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus doesn’t look her age

Where’s the countdown clock for this girl? According to Google, Miley Cyrus’ birthday is on November 23rd and she’s going to be 15. I find that hard to believe. She ... Read More »

Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus, 15 and pregnant

Update: Of course, all this is false. Someone photoshopped a fake article on a picture. Daughter of country music star, Billy Ray Cyrus, and star of her own Disney show, Hannah ... Read More »