Paul WS Anderson is lucky for two reasons. One, his wife is Milla Jovovich and she looks terrific in a bikini. Two, he probably gets confused for Paul Thomas Anderson all the time.

So instead of people thinking he directed every Resident Evil and Death Race movie, they think he directed There Will Be Blood and Magnolia. He probably doesn’t even correct them. He probably just thanks them and gives them a high five.

Milla Jovovich showed up completely naked to the shoot for the new issue of Purple magazine. A pleasant surprise since no one said anything about nudity during the negotiations, but just like when you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground, they kept their mouth shut. Pervs.

Fun fact: Milla Jovovich is 33 and gave birth two years ago. Ahem. I’m looking at you Britney Spears.

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Milla Jovovich popped out a kid last November and now she’s back to looking amazing. Britney’s popped out two kids and it’s taken three years for her former body and fat body to compromise and meet somewhere in the middle. Based on that time line, Milla should be photographed standing next to Colonel Sanders in an over-sized sundress instead of lying seductively on a bed showing off her kick-ass body. What kind of sorcery is this.

Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, I’ve only seen two guys, Anthony Hopkins and that guy from American Pie. Sure, I could have dug a little deeper and maybe checked around a few sites to see what it was actually all about, but that would have taken time away from me making out with this 8×11 black and white printout of Kate Beckinsale. A lot more photos after the jump.

Kate Beckinsale

Kristen Bell

Alex Vega

Amanda Righetti

AnnaLynne McCord

Carla Gugino

Jamie King

Liv Tyler

Milla Jovovich

Paz Vega

Rosario Dawson

Winona Ryder

Malin Ackerman

Julie Benz

The Resident Evil: Extinction panel featuring Ali Larter, a pregnant Milla Jovovich and some dudes I don’t know. 10 bucks this movie won’t be any better than the rest of them. Ali Larter was also staring at the cameraman. That’s what happens when you blow air kisses at her. As always, more after the jump.