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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Back Together?

*Drops to knees* Nooooooo! A source tells Page Six that they saw with their own prying eyes Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly strolling through Le Musee d’Orsay on Thursday and “brunching” ... Read More »

‘Charlie’s Angels’ Canceled

ABC has canceled Charlie’s Angels due to the show’s inability to recapture the 8.7 million viewers it had for its premiere. Each week, the Drew Barrymore produced reboot dropped a ... Read More »

Low Ratings Have Forced Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor to Make Out

Low ratings and poor reviews have forced creators of Charlie’s Angels to take drastic measures. This involves making co-stars Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor lock lips with each other in ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Gets Frisky With a Drowning Victim

Me: *Looks at header pic* “I’ll have what he’s having!” PA: “Uh, sir, he’s having respiratory failure due to water in his lungs as a result of drowning.” Me: *Stares blankly* “Where’s ... Read More »

Man Fired for Slapping Minka Kelly’s Ass

Apparently crew members can’t go around slapping the asses of celebrities anymore. Damn you, zero tolerance sexual harassment policies! TMZ reports a crew member on Charlie’s Angels was fired after slapping ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Got Dumped for Being Famous

E! reports that the relationship between Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter fizzled out when Minka started becoming more famous. Derek loves obscure nobodies hence why he loved Minka during the ... Read More »

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Broke Up

Hallelujah! Last we heard from Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter, they were getting married on November 5 in a castle. Now reps for the two have confirmed that they have ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Walked Her Dog With Cleavage

Not sure that title makes any sense but Minka Kelly was in NYC yesterday afternoon walking her dog in a low-cut dress. You know what that means. Summer is here! ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Films ‘Charlie’s Angels’

Proving a franchise isn’t dead until you throw it to the ground, rape it, beat it, force it to do two movies and now a new tv series, ABC has ... Read More »

Jimmy Kimmel Has a Great Workout System

Jimmy Kimmel debuted his new workout system as part of his Hottie Body Hump Club and I can’t believe it took this long for me to find out about this. ... Read More »

Minka Kelly’s GQ Outtakes

For those of you not blessed with the gift of sight, Minka Kelly is really hot which is why I’m required by law to post any pictures of her that ... Read More »

Leighton Meester Really Loves Minka Kelly

Here’s a screen from Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester’s Single White Female re-imagining called The Roommate. Judging by the still, this is loosely based on my life. Get out of ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Does GQ

Minka Kelly’s Single White Female update titled The Roommate, starring her and Leighton Meester, is being released in February. It’s set in college and stars two much hotter girls. Hence, ... Read More »

Minka Kelly at the People’s Choice Awards

Minka Kelly got all sexy at the People’s Choice Awards last night. A little too tan happy but at least she offset that by letting her dress straps fall down ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Named the Sexiest Woman Alive

For 2010. As determined by Esquire. To celebrate that honor, they told Minka Kelly to get half naked for a photo/video shoot. Turns out the easiest way to get girls to ... Read More »

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly Are Just Friends

Despite rumors, a friend of Minka Kelly says she and Derek Jeter aren’t marrying on November 5th at a castle in Long Island. Adding truth to this is the fact ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Will Marry Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have apparently settled on a date for their wedding. November 5th. Coincidentally, that’s the same day I graft Derek Jeter’s face onto mine. Oh and ... Read More »

Screw You, Derek Jeter

Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. ... Read More »

Breaking News: Minka Kelly Stepped Out

And it was awe-some. Read More »

Minka Kelly Is Doing JC Penny

I had no idea JC Penny was still around. That used to be the go-to catalog when you couldn’t find the one for Victoria’s Secret. If Minka Kelly was in ... Read More »
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