Mischa Barton’s publicist claims that those photographs showing her “cellulite ridden” ass were doctored and that the photographer who took them, Jamie Fawcett, is out to get her. Fawcett denies this saying he would never “publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues.” Honest. Barton’s rep said:
“Look at the shots that …

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Mishca Barton is mad Jamie Fawcett, a paparazzo, took pictures of her cellulite ridden ass sunbathing topless in Australia. Mischa says:
“He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behaviour. He apologised but he was very insincere.”
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No way these topless sunbathing shots of Mischa Barton, 22, aren’t edited. Her ass and thighs look like the outside of a golf ball. They’re so dimpled NASA won’t even send an unmanned probe there. “Too cratery,” they said.
For comparison, her ass last year. As you can see, nowhere near this disturbing. So how …

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Back in December, Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI, driving without a license and possession of marijuana. In a deal expected to be signed off on Thursday, she will plead no contest to DUI saving her ass from jail time. Mischa will serve a three-year supervised probation, attend a three-month alcohol-education class and pay a …

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Mischa Barton stars in a new movie Closing the Ring. The premise of which is that you can see what her tits would have looked like in the World War II era. Hollywood never ceases to amaze me. Also, its 8.1 rating on IMDB leads me to believe either her chest is heavenly (it’s not, …

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While Mischa Barton was being popped for DUI on December 27, her 19-year-old sister, Hania, tried to commit suicide. A bodyguard found her overdosed and rushed her to Cedars Sinai. The overdose was so bad, she reportedly suffered convulsions.
A source told the National Enquirer tabloid, “The family bodyguard found her obviously overdosed on drugs, called …

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Despite being busted for DUI, Mischa Barton is still set to host the CatHouse Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on December 29th. The rep for the event says they are aware of the “incident” and have no plans to relinquish her of her duties.
Great news for Mischa because she really needs the money. I …

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Mischa Barton, a confirmed pot head, was arrested at 2:45 a.m. in West Hollywood for DUI, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. She is still being held on $10,000 bail so if you want to be her knight in shining armor and you feel like going into debt, now is the time. …

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