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Mischa Barton Poses Topless for Nylon

Unbeknown to me, there’s a magazine devoted to everyone’s favorite polyamide yarn, Nylon. Weird. Even weirder? The latest issue of Nylon is devoted to its arch nemesis, denim, otherwise known ... Read More »

Mischa Was Photoshopped

Mischa Barton’s publicist claims that those photographs showing her “cellulite ridden” ass were doctored and that the photographer who took them, Jamie Fawcett, is out to get her. Fawcett denies ... Read More »

Aww, Poor Mischa

Mishca Barton is mad Jamie Fawcett, a paparazzo, took pictures of her cellulite ridden ass sunbathing topless in Australia. Mischa says: “He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred anyone more. ... Read More »

Mischa Barton’s Butt Could Be a Topographic Map

No way these topless sunbathing shots of Mischa Barton, 22, aren’t edited. Her ass and thighs look like the outside of a golf ball. They’re so dimpled NASA won’t even ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Won’t Go to Jail

Back in December, Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI, driving without a license and possession of marijuana. In a deal expected to be signed off on Thursday, she will plead ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Is One Kind of Naked

Mischa Barton stars in a new movie Closing the Ring. The premise of which is that you can see what her tits would have looked like in the World War ... Read More »

Mischa Barton’s Sister Is an Attention Whore

While Mischa Barton was being popped for DUI on December 27, her 19-year-old sister, Hania, tried to commit suicide. A bodyguard found her overdosed and rushed her to Cedars Sinai. ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Will Still Host

Despite being busted for DUI, Mischa Barton is still set to host the CatHouse Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on December 29th. The rep for the event says they ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Arrested for DUI

Mischa Barton, a confirmed pot head, was arrested at 2:45 a.m. in West Hollywood for DUI, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. She is still being held ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Is a Topless Sunbather

These pictures are a hodgepodge of confusion. First, Mischa Barton starts sunbathing topless or her bikini slipped which is fine by me, but then… is that Brandon Davis hanging around? ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Hollywood Rag: Britney Spears has a new video Attuworld: Lethal protection comes in pink Hollywood Tuna: Victoria Beckham gives people a “view” NinjaDude: Jenna Fischer brings the premiere cleavage TC: Melissa Joan Hart is ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Goes to the Hospital

Yesterday, Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital after suffering an adverse reaction from mixing alcohol with antibiotics. Mischa, who has been traveling a lot, has been taking meds for ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Slipped Her Nipple

Mishca Barton arrived at the Berkley Hotel not realizing that her boob fell completely out of her shirt. It’s like she was getting ready to breast feed a baby, but ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Flashes Her Panties

Mischa Barton was in London the other day flashing her panties. God, is this what the world has come to? Celebrities spreading their legs like they were working the porn ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Smokes Pot

Mischa Barton was caught smoking the marijuana before driving off. After your little sister went to rehab for drugs and your friend Nicole Richie is about to go to jail ... Read More »

Watch Me Blogasm

George Clooney dating Reese Witherspoon? [Celebitchy] Britney’s hair shaving may have been a publicity stunt. [Evil Beet] Monica Bellucci & Vincent Cassel nearly made an adult film together. Was it called Irreversible? ... Read More »

In Other News

Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her. Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. ... Read More »

Mischa Splits From Cisco Over His Saggy Balls

Update to the update: Us Magazine says they split again. Going back to this saggy ball story makes me nauseous. Update: Saggy balls trump all. Cisco and Mischa didn’t break up ... Read More »

In Other News

I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman ... Read More »

Mischa Barton Is Full of Herself

Mischa Barton is in fact dumber than she looks. She’s made it clear the only reason people watched The O.C. was because of her. When asked if she was surprised ... Read More »
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