February 20th, 2007
George Clooney dating Reese Witherspoon? [Celebitchy]
Britney’s hair shaving may have been a publicity stunt. [Evil Beet]
Monica Bellucci & Vincent Cassel nearly made an adult film together. Was it called Irreversible? The beginning was so hot. [ICYDK]
Bridge to Teribithia might be worth watching. [Pajiba]
Lohan worries her sister will be just like her. We can only hope. …
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February 9th, 2007
Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.
Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
Ryan Phillippe on the …
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February 7th, 2007
Update to the update: Us Magazine says they split again. Going back to this saggy ball story makes me nauseous.
Update: Saggy balls trump all. Cisco and Mischa didn’t break up over his junk. Cisco says she still wasn’t too thrilled by it.
Mischa Barton has ended it with Cisco Adler after the nude picture of him …
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January 23rd, 2007
I saw my first episode of Smallville in a long while. It’s almost as cheesy as CSI: Miami. This one was where they introduced the Justice League and apparently Aquaman is gay. At least that’s the vibe I got from the show. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just I don’t remember this character …
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January 18th, 2007
Mischa Barton is in fact dumber than she looks. She’s made it clear the only reason people watched The O.C. was because of her. When asked if she was surprised by the cancellation of the show she told Fox news,
“No. They killed me off.”
Then when asked if she was the main reason fans tuned in …
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January 12th, 2007
I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the …
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November 17th, 2006
So there were those pictures of Mischa Barton wearing pasties in her sex scene in The Oh in Ohio. Now comes a video of the sex scene itself. Pretty uneventful. Had the American public accepted my word “unmasterbateable”, this would be one definite example. I’d have an easier time pleasuring myself to Count Von Count …
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November 9th, 2006
News to me, but Mischa Barton is in a new movie called The Oh in Ohio and she has a sex scene. It’s supposed to be in the dark and she’s supposed to be naked, but I have my doubts. First, it’s in the dark so there wouldn’t be a need to get naked and …
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