Mischa Barton is in fact dumber than she looks. She’s made it clear the only reason people watched The O.C. was because of her. When asked if she was surprised by the cancellation of the show she told Fox news,
“No. They killed me off.”
Then when asked if she was the main reason fans tuned in …

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I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the …

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So there were those pictures of Mischa Barton wearing pasties in her sex scene in The Oh in Ohio. Now comes a video of the sex scene itself. Pretty uneventful. Had the American public accepted my word “unmasterbateable”, this would be one definite example. I’d have an easier time pleasuring myself to Count Von Count …

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News to me, but Mischa Barton is in a new movie called The Oh in Ohio and she has a sex scene. It’s supposed to be in the dark and she’s supposed to be naked, but I have my doubts. First, it’s in the dark so there wouldn’t be a need to get naked and …

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Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities and their friends, then fire up your mouse. I feel so useless that this is old news, but better late than never. Here are Paris …

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