Miss Beverly Hills Lauren Ashley made headlines when she used the Carrie Prejean blueprint for fame by denouncing homosexuality. She told Fox News:

“The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.’ The Bible is pretty black and white…”

“I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”

The first thing people asked when they read this was “Who the hell is Lauren Ashley?” Apparently, she’s no one. According to the LA Times, the city of Beverly Hills says Lauren is a fraud, that the city “does not sponsor a beauty pageant and has no association with Miss California USA. As such, there should be no individual claiming the title of Miss Beverly Hills,” and that Ashley lives in Pasadena.

Stage pageant director Keith Lewis says contestants can choose what city they want to represent for the Miss California title. Consequently, Lauren chose Beverly Hills because it sounds ten times better than Pasadena. She might as well have called herself Miss San Fernando Valley if she was forced to take Pasadena.

If you had any doubts that Carrie Prejean wasn’t being a total bitch during her reign as Miss California USA, then let Fox News help put your mind at ease. She totally was. Fox managed to get their hands on e-mail transcripts between Carrie and pageant director Keith Lewis. They’re nothing short of amazing. Keith was professional the whole time even though you could see the hate rising within while Carrie acted like a spoiled brat.

The best part is when Carrie tells Keith she’s presenting medals at the Special Olympics no matter what and writes, “What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy,” and then a week later she’s fired. Check and mate.

If you have time for an interesting [ed. damn you people] read, then check out the full transcript under the cut. (If you’re one of those people, do what Laura says in the comments and start from the bottom.)

From: cprejeanXXXX

Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 10:09 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Ok then I expect you to provide security per my request like you agreed to provide

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 10:10:25 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

Although I do not agree with your directive nor is this letter an indication of our intent to waive our contract rights, we do not want to escalate the situation with you. In good faith, we will simply ask that you provide us all of the details so that we can block it in on our master calendar. We would also want to get the contact information should something come up – like you become missing after the event or you are in an accident before the event and need us to reach out for you. It is for your safety and our responsibility.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

You will not facilitate this appearance

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 08:01:35 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

As we have discussed, there is proper protocol and we have not waived our rights in any way to your contract. I am happy to try and facilitate the request. Please forward over the information along with the proper contact and we will try and confirm the appearance right away.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:40 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

I expect you to be forwarding me ALL email requests and interview requests to me. I know how you are and its not right if you are selecting things for me. Thanks for your cooperation And fyi I am a presenter of medals at the special olympics in a few weeks for the summer games. So now u know I am doing this and I expect your full support. Also I was asked to fill in for a dj on a local radio show.. Ill be reading from a show biz script monday. I am doing this

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:49:07 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

I have given you the details completely. Perhaps it is not something you would like to partake in, either way, you can let me know and I will respond to them today.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:42 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Just as you need details for things so do I. Also nice move trying to make money off of my appearances Also.. Do not try and silence me by saying I do not have a comment about the prop 8 ruling. Maybe you don’t. I do

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:43:45 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

It is for a general meeting – please see the explanation below.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:38 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

What is this for?

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:19:18 -0700To: Carrie PrejeanSubject: FW: Messages

Carrie,

The Style Network has asked to schedule a general meeting. Generals in the entertainment field are an opportunity for casting and producing executives to gain a better understanding of a potential talents range and demeanor in order to consider them for future projects. They are done without a specific agenda. I have had great success with my actors who have taken generals and would suggest you give it strong consideration. You never know where it may lead and sometimes they develop entire shows around you. The following days are available to meet with them here in LA. Please let me know as soon as possible if any of them work for you.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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Shanna Moakler, she who is righteous, has resigned from the Miss California USA pageant. This move is a direct result of current Miss California Carrie Prejean’s press conference yesterday in which Prejean took no responsibility for anything. Moakler, who has gone topless in Playboy and other forms of media, released this statement in which she cites her conscience as the deciding factor to remove herself as pageant director.

“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she continues. “I want to be a role model for young woman [sic] with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”

Oh, Shanna Moakler has a conscience now and it has been offended by Carrie Prejean. May I remind you this is the same person that Travis Barker claimed partied until early morning and slept in until 2 AM ignoring her children. Somehow I think this statement is a little disingenuous and should have just read, “Carrie Prejean is a dickhole and so is Donald Trump. Moakler out.”

Miss California Carrie Prejean hit up the Today Show to discuss her vocal opposition to gay marriage. Last Sunday, Prejean said that due to her beliefs, she believed that marriage was between a man and a woman. This morning she defended herself to Matt Lauer and told him that if she could go back and do it again, she wouldn’t change a thing. Of course, Perez Hilton, the judge who asked the question during competition, was there via Skype to bitch and moan over what Prejean said because if you don’t agree with Perez Hilton, then you are wrong. In either case, who cares if people of the same sex marry each other. It’s not going to affect me in any way. What is going to affect me is having to listen to Perez be a whiny bitch because in his world, it’s whoever screams the loudest that wins. And I sure as hell don’t want to hear that little piggy squeal while I’m trying to surf for porn.

Miss California denounced gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant on Sunday. When asked about the topic during the competition, Carrie Prejean responded,

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

Co-director of Miss California USA Keith Lewis was saddened by her comment as was co-director Shanna Moakler.

Miss California ended up receiving first runner-up while Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton took the crown.

In other news, people don’t fast forward to the bikini portion of the competition and actually listen to what beauty pageant contestants have to say. Have I been doing this whole watch beauty pageant in underwear thing wrong this whole time?