Last year, Miss USA Rachel Smith became an internet meme after falling on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant. This year, Miss USA Crystle Stewart did the same thing. Both incidents have most likely done nothing but reinforce the popular “models are dumb” belief held by the majority of the world. Bad for models, …
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Miss USA falls, fails at life
May 29th, 2007Respond
Miss USA Rachel Smith made a calculated error in her training for the recent Miss Universe pageant. She failed to perfect the art of walking and smiling at the same time. An error which brought hilarity to an otherwise retarded event. During some portion of the pageant, Rachel strutted down the runway. In mid-walk, …
Miss Universe 2006 faints
July 24th, 2006Respond
After Miss Puerto Rico, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, was crowned Miss Universe Sunday night, she fainted at a post paegent news conference. Luckily, someone caught her and she was revived with liquids. They blame it on her dress made entirely of metal chains and the hot stage lights.
I’ve never worn a dress made of metal chains, …
