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Molly Sims Forgot Her Eyebrows

Molly Sims headed out of the Byron and Tracey Salon in LA on Tuesday without her eyebrows. Well, they’re there but really light. She looks like a cancer patient or ... Read More »

Molly Sims in a Bikini

Molly Sims, who you may remember from MTV’s House of Style and Las Vegas, married movie producer Scott Stuber in Napa last Saturday. It was a good day. “It was an ... Read More »

Molly Sims in Mexico With Everyone Else

Every December, famous people like Molly Sims flee to Los Cabos, Mexico to get away from the rain of SoCal. What a bunch of p*ssies. What? Poor little babies can’t ... Read More »

Molly Sims is in a bikini in Mexico

Molly Sims looked like she was having a good time while vacationing in Mexico. Smiling, running around like a dork, giving me an erection, relaxing. Whenever I go to Mexico, ... Read More »

Molly Sims is 35

Molly Sims celebrated her 35th birthday by seductively sucking cake off a candle. One witness called it “totally hot” while another witness ran off to the bathroom. Okay, I lied. ... Read More »

Molly Sims is athletic

I thank the man who invented beach volleyball from the bottom of my heart. Without him, women like Molly Sims would have never thought to hit a ball back and ... Read More »