Monica Belluci’s breasts are amazing. Guests at the Cartier party must have shown incredible restraint to not run over and motorboat her. I guess that’s why I’m not invited to these fancy Hollywood events anymore. Lack of restraint. You dig your face into one famous person’s chest and all of a sudden you’re labeled a pervert. Fascists.

Note that I don’t know when this was from. Although, I’m sure you probably don’t care either way.

• George Clooney dating Reese Witherspoon? [Celebitchy]
• Britney’s hair shaving may have been a publicity stunt. [Evil Beet]
• Monica Bellucci & Vincent Cassel nearly made an adult film together. Was it called Irreversible? The beginning was so hot. [ICYDK]
• Bridge to Teribithia might be worth watching. [Pajiba]

• Lohan worries her sister will be just like her. We can only hope. [Celebrity Smack]
• K-Fed wants those children. [Ninja Dude]
• Ass buys Coca-Cola. [Bastardly]
• Brad Pitt is a sensitive man. [Celeb Slam]

• Double court date for Anna Nicole Smith. [SOW]
• Lindsay Lohan and Lonelygirl15 together at last. [Glitterati]
• Mischa Barton’s little sister is in rehab. [Hollywood Backwash]
• Christina Ricci in ‘Another Magazine’ [Popbytes]

That’s Mandy Moore by the way.

• Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood]
• Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba]
• Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy]
• Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly]
• Mandy Moore lost it after Wilmer. [CityRag]
• Fergie likes wearing men’s underpants. [Yeeeah!]
• Ellen does W. [Celebrity Smack]
• House is awesome. Everyone agrees. [Evil Beet]
• Bud Bundy files for divorce. B-Rad! [Glitterati]
• Joaquin Phoenix wants peace. [ASL]
• Jim Carrey will never marry. [ICYDK]
• Fergalicious? [Popsugar]
• Jared Leto wants an apology. [IDLYITW]
• Avril Lavigne still punk. [Egotastic]

Monica Bellucci will star in a film about Italian-born Sonia Gandhi, who married into India’s most powerful political dynasty and now heads the country’s ruling party, the Times of India reported Tuesday.

I have only a faint idea of what this movie is about, but if Sonia Gandhi looked like Monica Bellucci then Rajiv Gandhi must have had an alright life, up until he was assassinated that is. It’s only a matter of time before Bellucci gets too old for people to want to see her naked. Luckily, she has spent half her career doing just that.

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