A year and a half after his crash, Morgan Freeman still can’t use his left hand which has been paralyzed ever since. “I suffered nerve damage and it hasn’t gotten better. I can’t move it,” said Freeman, 72. This presents a big problem because now how is he going to keep his pimp hand strong? Unless he’s right handed. [PEOPLE]

Remember the disturbing/uncomfortable/awkward story The National Enquirer ran about Morgan Freeman having an incestual relationship with his step-granddaughter? Yea, well, NE isn’t done grossing us out yet. Today they say Morgan Freeman is set on marrying his now 27-year-old step-granddaughter, E’Dena Hines, once he finalizes his divorce.

“Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her,” a family insider told The ENQUIRER.

“Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal,” revealed another family source.

Wife Myrna, 68, has admitted that she and Morgan have not shared a bed since 2001, and that they had an open marriage – with both Morgan and Myrna having other partners. For years, Morgan carried on an affair with former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays at the same time he was romancing E’Dena.

You know what they say. Once a player, always a player. If they ever have kids, Morgan can tell them about the time  he and E’Dena first met. In the delivery room. The first thing Freeman said to everyone as he cradled E’Dena her in his arms was, “I’m going to marry her.” Aww, how romantic!

Alright, so I know it’s not technically incestous, but still. It’s kind of creepy when the NE says he got an underage girl drunk and tried to have sex with her. Granted, it’s NE. They’re pretty hit or miss.

Although technically not incest, The National Enquirer claims Morgan Freeman had a decade-long affair with his step-granddaughter. Details of the allegations emerged during his divorce with wife Myrna. The relationship supposedly began like any other when Freeman got E’dena drunk as a teenager. Aww, looks like it was love at first sight.

The relationship between the 72-year-old actor with step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, 27, began when she was a teen, the source told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The alleged affair not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, it also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

E’Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, and was raised by Morgan and Myrna “since she was a little girl,” the source told The ENQUIRER.

“Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” the source, a close family insider, told The ENQUIRER.

“E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”

Myrna confronted Morgan, and he agreed to leave E’Dena alone – but unbeknownst to Myrna, the relationship continued for years, said the source.

When R. Kelly and Roman Polanski heard about this, they asked why Myrna and The National Enquirer had to cock block him like that.

Back in August of 2008, Morgan Freeman was seriously injured in a car crash. He was airlifted to the hospital. Reports indicated he suffered broken ribs and a hurt knee.

The accident managed to raise a lot of questions. Specifically about the woman riding shotgun. Many suspected it was his mistress. An assumption may not have been far from the truth becaues two days later, his lawyer announced Freeman was divorcing his wife of 24 years.

Today, the girl in Freeman’s passenger seat says she has retained the services of famed lawyer Gloria Allred and will sue Morgan Freeman. In addition, Gloria issued a press release claiming she will “tell the truth about whether or not she was the ‘other woman’ in an intimate relationship with then-married actor Morgan Freeman when she was seriously injured as he was driving her car late at night.” But, wait. There’s more. She will also release “never before seen graphic and disturbing photos of the car in which the actor and the woman were riding will be displayed.”

This woman doesn’t know who she’s messing with. Morgan Freeman, who has been relegated to playing God in all of his films, is almost at the end of his life . Does she really want to feel the wrath of the film adaption of God? A film adaption of God with nothing to lose? Mark my words. Morgan Freeman will nap on her. He will nap on her harder than anyone has napped on her in their lives. Trust me. You don’t want Morgan Freeman napping on you. It takes forever to wake him up.

Two days after his car accident, Bill Luckett, Morgan Freeman’s attorney and business partner, confirmed to Access Hollywood that Freeman is “involved in a divorce action.” Freeman and his wife of 24 years, Myrna Colley-Lee, have been separated since December of 2007 for “legal and practical purposes.”

I can’t help but feel responsible for the dissolution of their marriage. I told Freeman that if he ever got divorced, we could go out and tap some barely legal ass. Dude, I was only joking.

At around 11:30 p.m. last night, Morgan Freeman, 71, and a passenger were “injured in a serious car acident in Mississippi” reports TMZ. Freeman, while responsive, was airlifted to a hospital in Memphis.

Freeman’s condition is unknown, but state troopers tell us he was talking at the scene before he was taken to the hospital. The condition of an unidentified female passenger in the car also is unknown.

WHBQ further reports:

According to Bill Luckett, Freeman’s friend and business partner, Freeman was sitting up and talking. The details of his injuries have not been released.

Sources say Freeman “broke several ribs and injured his knee.” It is believed he was driving on Highway 32 when he lost control and flipped his car.

I can only assume this was the result of a lost contact. They should print warning labels on those things. How many more have to suffer because of this menace?

[Morgan Freeman at the second annual "Pathfinders to Peace" Gala honoring Morgan Freeman, Mira Sorvino and Marc Ecko at Cipriani in New York. Image via Splash News.]