Octomom supposedly did pretty well for herself last year with appearances and celebrity events but today comes news she’s been dropped by her management because she became a burden to deal with. Wow, that’s exactly how Octomom must feel about her 14 kids. Sources say Nadya Suleman would find any reason to cancel a paying gig. The most used excuse was she couldn’t find a babysitter.

“I quit on her because she is unmanageable. She would not reply to anything work-related we would call or text about especially if it was not paid.”

Gina added, “Regardless of the $70k we made her, she still claimed to not be able to pay any of her bills. We no longer wanted a part of any of it and we feel sorry for the children.” TMZ

Her Facebook, Twitter and UStream accounts have all been shutdown. However, to hear Nadya tell it, she was the one who did the firing. “I fired my manager today and she’s a little upset so she shut down all my profiles online. “I chose not to work with her anymore. New year, new beginning. I’m not technologically savvy but I’ll have to now start from scratch and set up my own Facebook and Twitter as she had done all that for me.”

Sure, her kids are about a month away from going hungry and resorting to eating the LV purses she spent all her money on, but on the bright side, we’re only a few months out from never hearing about this woman again.

In bizarro world news, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman inked a 6-figure deal to star in her own show on Ustream. She will broadcast live from her home every Sunday to talk about, “Parenting, fitness, diet, nutrition, shopping on a budget and all those crazy rumors.”

There is no way this is true. First, the only parenting advice this woman has to give is to incubate eight babies in your uterus and hope for a 6 figure deal from a video streaming site. Second, if I know the internet and I’d like to think I do, the only questions that are going to be asked are how one can exercise after taking an arrow to the knee and “show your tits!”

At the end of June, InTouch released an interview with Octomom where she allegedly said she hated babies and that her older six children disgusted her, that she locks herself in the bathroom to cry and that she sometimes contemplates suicide. Octomom then went on Today to do damage control. She denied what In Touch printed and said she was considering suing for slander.

Of course, the best defense against slander is the truth. Which is what you hear in this tape obtained by TMZ (listen here).

Octomom states, “Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies.” Nadya continues, “I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”

Octo also admits to locking herself in her bathroom just to get away from it all — a statement she partially denied to us, claiming, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours.”

Nadya’s rep tells TMZ that, “Nadya never gave an interview to InTouch magazine. She never once said she was disgusted by her own children.” In a sense, that’s true. She gave an interview to a freelance reporter and said she hated every baby besides hers.

If you read between the lines, all Octomom is saying is if a pillow were to fall on their faces and suffocate them while they slept then c’est la vie.

Octomom Nadya Suleman made an appearance on the Today show this morning and brought along her eight kids that she wants dead. She talked to Ann Curry about barely making ends meet while her kids ran rampant around the studio. One of them even plowed through the backdrop and almost ended up on the street.

She also claimed she never told In Touch that she wishes she never had them and that she’s contemplated suicide. Nadya says she’s looking to sue In Touch for slander. Meanwhile, her kids are still going crazy and Nadya has to count them off to see if she got them all.

I’m getting fed up just watching this. If I was her, I’d think about killing them too. I mean, is there any way we can gift these kids away. You might never be invited back to another Christmas party but at least those damn monsters would be gone.

What do you do when your fame runs out, you’ve squandered all the money you’ve made off of popping 8 kids out of your vagina and no doctor will put another litter in you? You hold a bikini car wash to save your house, that’s what.

Nadya Suleman, Octomom, is doing just that. She’s enlisting a bunch of D-listers like Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila, Reggie Bush’s mistress January Gessert and Mel Gibson’s mistress Violet Kowal to help her in her quest. A car wash will run you $20 or $30 for SUVs.

This sounds like a good deal. I can’t think of anything better to spend $20 on than to have a no-name D-lister scratch up my car with her fake tits. It’s for a good cause. As legend has it, if fame whores don’t get attention regularly, they wither away like Jennifer Aniston’s womb.

Nadya Suleman, Octomom, is broke and she has 14 little chirping mouths to feed so she did what any mother would do and starred in her own fetish video.

TMZ has stills from the shoot and it looks ridiculous. The whole thing seems like a gag which it probably is because the guy being whipped is “an LA radio personality featured on Rick.com” named Tattoo. The set was actually Nadya’s home and the horsey the guy is riding is her kid’s.

If you think about it, this sucks for the kids. No one wants a grown ass man in a diaper defiling their toys. If I saw this, I’d stab him with a sword made out of Legos and then bury him under my Barbie Dream House.

Remember Nadya Suleman aka Octo-Mom? She got famous for giving birth to octuplets and trying to look like Angelina Jolie. At one point she was looking to buy a $1.24 million house.

Well, her and her 14 kids are broke now and about to go on welfare. Looks like it’s time to put a few of them in a bucket and throw in the ‘ole river. From Radar:

“Nadya is running out of money very quickly,” a source close to the infamous mom told RadarOnline.com. “She’s still hoping to pull off a deal that will pay her a fortune but at this point it just doesn’t seem possible.”

“She was hoping for merchandizing deals, but those never came through,” the source said. “And she’s written a book but no publisher wants it.”

“Nadya has nannies and huge expenses raising 14 children,” the source said. “She needs a lot of money just to keep up with the basics. And now the income has dried up and she didn’t make enough in the past year and a half to live off of it.

“Nadya will never come out publicly and say she’s going on welfare but everyone close to her and familiar with her situation knows that it’s going to happen very, very soon. She needs the money. She has no choice at this point.

“And she’s been on public assistance before.”

Good. Someone should take this woman’s children away. The only reason this psycho had eight kids in addition to her six was to get famous or land a series on TLC. She might as well turn herself into a traveling circus where her kids are midget carnies and the main attraction is her unholy womb.

Jimmy Kimmel Live had a bit where former Miss South Carolina Teen USA interviews Octomom. And I’ve never heard Octomom speak before. Two words: whack job. Her laugh reminds me of a serial killer. If she ever does get a reality show (or has she?), don’t expect The Girls Next Door or Jon and Kate plus 8. Think more Behind the Eyes of the Insane.

Watch the video and look for the shot of the 14 babies. I love how two nannies feed her babies while she’s off doing her motherly duties, i.e. filming tv segments. If I were those kids, I’d form an escape plan right now. Although, it’s gonna be tough to make any plans using only the words ‘ga ga’.

As long as we’re on the topic of women with way too many children, Nadya Suleman has agreed to be filmed by a British production company. The show will be a little different than Jon & Kate in that she and her children won’t be exploited for 24 hours a day, but only on special occasions like birthdays and family events. The show has not been pitched to an American television network yet. It will air on British TV in the meantime.

A good way to begin the show is to air a special that has all her kids dressed in dollar sign costumes. That way people will know what the show is about. And they should film Nadya Suleman explaining why tax payers should foot the bill for her kids. If people don’t punch out their TV screens in the first five minutes, it’ll be a real hit.

Most likely due to government sanctions, Octomom Nadya Suleman is having half her uterus removed making her effectively barren. The cover story doctors are using is that they found “benign fibroids growing in her uterus” which they told her may be pre-cancerous cells. Yes, pre-cancerous cells. That’s a good one. Wink wink. Thank you, doctors. America owes you a huge debt of gratitude.

“I’m terrified,” she said. “I’m really, really, really nervous. And I have to do a will. I have to get a will done just in case.”

Should anything fatal happen during surgery, an unnamed “Christian couple” will raise her 14 kids. She’ll spend about a week recovering after which she may resume being a burden on taxpayers.

The title is a little misleading. Nadya Suleman, before she gave birth to her litter, entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club and worked at a “gentleman’s club” performing as a topless dancer. For one night. She quit when she found out she had to do lap dances. They even photographed her topless in the club. TMZ is probably working on getting the photographs as we speak.

Nadya revealed all this to refute claims that she danced nude with another woman in a strip club for two years and performed at various bachelor parties.

What an exciting story. That woman with 14 children danced at a strip club for one night. Excuse me if I’m not super excited over the fact that photos from said night exist. The only way you’ll get me to look at those is if you told me she was hot, had big tits and was skinny. So basically, if you told me the photos you had were of a topless Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson. While we’re on the subject, do you have any topless photos of Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson?

In related news, Suleman went on a shopping spree at Bebe Sport, an adult brand, yesterday spending around $1500.

Nadya Suleman’s publicist has quit for the second time. The latest rep hadn’t even made it a month before exclaiming, “It just got to be too much. It’s pretty much a free for all over there right now.” According to the pub, the Suleman’s are “freaking out right now” because they depended on him for everything.

If you’re wondering why he quit, it’s simple. Nadya “got real greedy” and she’s “nuts” and him quitting was every bit as personal as you’d think it’d be.

Nadya’s first publicist had this to say at the time of her departure.

“They’d put me in the wood chipper and throw me in the bottom of the ocean and hope I die,” Killeen said. “We’ve gotten her through the worst part of it and now they are putting their venom and anger toward us.”

Meanwhile, Nadya just bought a 2,538 sq ft 4 bedroom, 3 bath house in La Habra for her 14 children. It sports a large master bedroom with walk-in closet and big backyard. TMZ says she paid near the asking price with all the money she’s gotten from whoring herself around.

This works out to around 3-4 people per bedroom if you include her. Which is good. I regularly keep five children per bedroom at my factory. I find that forcing them to bond with each other makes them sew faster. Also, under feeding them will keep their fingers nimble and quick. Just a few tips you should consider if you ever want to start your own Nike sweatshop.

TMZ confirms that a video that shows the birth of Nadya Suleman’s octuplets is being shopped around for seven figures. No word on who’s behind the camera but the tape was shot with her consent.

The only thing I want to know is who wants to see this. It’s gross. The one time I saw a birth video in sex ed I had to take five showers because I felt so dirty. I’m guessing this will look a lot like when you dissect a pregnant tiger shark. The only difference is the surgeon doesn’t run up behind a nurse to try and scare them by dangling one in front of their face or make the babies do a funny dance.