Prince William and Harry were both partying hard at a nightclub in London. Harry proved how smooth he was by grabbing his friend Natalie Pinkham’s boob while distracting her with a kiss on the cheek. They make this seem like a bad thing. If I was a prince, I’d be pretty pissed if people told me it’s bad form to grab some girl’s tits at a club. It’s not like I grabbed her vagina. Not on camera anyway. I’m too wily for that.

Update: The Sun now says this is an old picture even though they just put it up. I guess it was a slow news day for them.