Natalie Portman and Venezuelan indie folk rock short shorts wearing musician Devendra Banhart have ended their relationship.
A fan of Banhart’s music, Portman had asked him to donate a track to the charity compilation she curated on iTunes, Big Change: Songs for FINCA. She returned the favor by forgoing her usual fee to appear in the …

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Natalie Portman and boyfriend Devendra Banhart were walking her dog in Manhattan when the unthinkable happened. The Huffington Post says Natalie squatted down to take a look at something when someone’s dog, probably R. Kelly’s, nonchalantly peed on her.
This serves as a reminder why hot girls shouldn’t be squatting down in a dog run. Either …

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As reported earlier, Natalie Portman will be in indie/folk singer Devendra Banhart’s new video. What wasn’t reported was that the two may be an item. The world may never know how guys like this end up with Natalie Portman while handsome, strapping young fellows like myself are destined only to have supermodels throw themselves at …

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Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It …

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Natalie Portman regrets working at such a young age. Starring in Léon at only 11, she had a grow up quickly and lost out on much of her childhood. Natalie says,
“I do kind of feel that I lost part of my childhood. I was one of those kids that always wanted to be older, which …

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Pants. Tightening. Can’t hold. Much longer.

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Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman both appear on the cover of W magazine. For some inexplicable reason, they’re also posing with a chihuahua. Uh, ok. Anyway, Scarlett clarifies her stance on monogamy.
“I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean …

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It’s a sad day for men everywhere as Natalie Portman has said that she won’t be doing any more nude scenes in the future. Natalie regrets going nude for Hotel Chevalier because it felt awkward. I felt awkward too. Popping a boner in the public library isn’t socially acceptable or so says that policeman.
She said: …

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