Natalie Portman finally went nude, well, somewhat nude in a movie without the help of body double. The scene is from Wes Anderson’s short film, Hotel Chevalier, which serves as prologue to The Darjeeling Limited. So, if you like Wes Anderson movies and Natalie Portman’s bare ass, then, by golly, you’re in luck. You can …
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Natalie Portman is fashionable
May 4th, 20071 comment
Natalie Portman showed up at “The Downtown Dinner” tantalizing me in every which way. Her choice in dress receives two thumbs up from me even though the only thing I know about women’s fashion is that it takes them 3 hours to put on a dress, but only 5 seconds for me to accidentally grab …
In other news
January 31st, 2007Respond
Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?
Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose …
Natalie Portman goes blonde
August 14th, 20062 comments
Natalie Portman was seen on a presumably cold or exciting day with her new blonde hair. Sadly, this is as close as you may ever get to Portman’s nipples because her nude scene in Goya’s Ghosts is done by a body double and is part of a torture scene. On the other hand, if you’re …
Natalie Portman is tired
August 9th, 2006Respond
Natalie Portman showed up sweaty and tired with red bites on her leg and a wet spot around her lap. One could say she vomitted on herself and then fell into a nest of mosquitos. I like to take it for what it is. A confused Natalie Portman wandering the streets at night. In my …
Natalie Portman is not happy
July 25th, 20061 comment
Natalie Portman got pretty angry in Buenos Aires at the paparazzi. She looked pissed at the onset, but when the light turns on she looks pretty mesmerized. So a rule of thumb for you paparazzi. When in doubt, turn on the lights and don’t go “oh, how cute” when a 5 foot tall girl tries …
Natalie Portman finally getting naked
July 6th, 2006Respond
I think this is somewhat old news, but now that Australian news is reporting it, it must be true. Plus, I just like how it makes me tingly in the pants. Natalie Portman will appear completely naked in Goya’s Ghost. The only catch is, it will most likely be in a torture scene which probably …
